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"JinkyGenius says: September 4, 2009 at 8:54 am The problem with the argument is summed up perfectly in an exchange between Martin Sheen’s character (Willard) & Marlon Brando’s character (Kurtz) in Apocalypse Now. For Kurtz read Mike Ashley, for Willard read a confused lifelong Magpie fan: Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. Kurtz: Are my methods unsound? Willard: I don’t see any method at all, sir. " The Ashley years in 3 lines-genius Anyone here the poster?

+1

DEADLY PAEDOPHILES RAPED JESUS

would you consider taxi- driving? thats what i did while at Northumbria. flexible hours, not too taxing physically or mentally, suited me.

you know where he got the gear from Jimbo? my screen is cracked.... http://www.iphone-repairs.co.uk/ Cheers mate- Gent.

Do an H-Block on the bugger.

you know where he got the gear from Jimbo? my screen is cracked....

I think the fact that the main couple of people on the council are makems could change that view. Mind, Id be worried if I was in the boxes below, over 40% of the crowd in that level? each on average having drunk three pints? could be bother there like considering a good chunk of them are kids. Less than 40% you mean (20000/52000)*100 = 38.46% I was just ballparking from 36,000 pre expansion to 52,000 and attributing it all to the extra level, which (you're right) would still be an exagerration. The 12 pints piss-heads like me have on a matchday would cover 3 kids though. I reckon a 3 pint average would be about right. I can't even remember the last time I had 12 pints before a game, I'm usually a feeble 6 on a Saturday now, or 3 or 4 midweek games. I can't remember the last time I had 12 pints pre-match. My pals tell me I had a whale of a time tho.

No Deco then?

If I'm reading it right, not bad(I am onto my 2nd bottle of red mind). Should've just shagged his lass tho.

This division is woeful, and even with a squad of 15 first teamers backed up with another 6/7 young hopefuls, promotion will be achieved very very comfortably. This is not arrogance or delusion - this is based on knowledge of the fact that we have far too much quality in a veritable sea of mediocrity. Your right ofcourse but the crowd outweigh the crowd. Arise from your slumber Go to Starbucks Inhale deeply

Sam Jacks beware- you have been warned! http://www.glaze24.co.uk/

Steve Howey- the finger on the pulse of NUFC.

Good Lad. You'd of only hated yourself for it and then taken it out on Sam Jacks window, AGAIN!

I'm not kidding man... it had turned red and the plastic carton was beginning to rot. you sure it was milk? Aye it was definitely milk... was living on a campus that had an agric college attached to it. A nice pint of fully unpasturised, freshly (3 months previous) milked milk. S'okay, I got my own back Details please

winning money's on Little Dennis

Gwon there Craig, get mean!

He was shit first half, with the exception of a couple of moments. He was great in the second half though, held up play very well, made a lot of good, intelligent passes and general play, was unselfish, determined, gave it his all and nearly scored a great goal within the first few minutes of the second half. Hes only 18, you can't expect him to be perfect, but as far as kids debuts go, that was a very good one. +1 as debuts go, one of the more heartening.

I'm not kidding man... it had turned red and the plastic carton was beginning to rot. you sure it was milk?

away to fuck you idiot

Ranger had a cracking second half like.. Stay off the vodka and he'll be ok

result.

fat mike on radio newcastle it is then.... could be worse.. could be Metro