Monkeys Fist

Are we including ones that have done time or not?

Aye, it’s on the bridge at Benfield Road/Coach Lane junction.

Not sure if this has been posted or white boxed already but it’s as hilarious as it is nauseating.

His Da was Han, not Fuckwit.

Its against the Sith code of conduct.

Maybe the Kamagra withdrawals have had a direct, also withdrawal effect on his “quiff”, to the point we should now refer to him as Queef?

It was all going well until the West Brits got a bit pugnacious.

That reminds me of these two local ( Wallsend and Sunniside), vagina themed hairdressers… The first one is now closed, probably because no one could be arsed to find it.

Mussolini jokes are hanging, btw.

Thin ice, muchacho, thin ice.

If he’s wearing his lovely twinkywinkie velvet tellytubby suit he can do what he likes, sugartits. I’m not buying any more fucking clothes pegs off him though.

Pugnacious little fucker, Conor, isn’t he? Is he bringing some of his shit whiskey?

They arrived at SJP an hour before she did

He isn’t sure, to be sure, so he isn’t.

His footballing philosophy is that hard work creates the freedom for chances, or something. Favours a pragmatic approach in the League, but in Europe, it’s all-out attack.

Is that photoshopped?

It’s almost as if journalists are a bit reluctant to try and get inside info from our new owners- can’t think why.

Say what you like about Adolf- the man had ball.

The wording- “Newcastle and another top six club…” Which implies, correctly, that we are a top six club. Which means, someone has dropped out of the “top six” clubs.…

That Buck’s Fizz video is proper coach crash material.

Rwanda is taking in economic migrants that no one else wants?

His pronouns are himm/ler.

This reply…

Also… Having utterly screwed this country, please feel free to fuck off out of it.