Monkeys Fist
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I'm not a chicken, some of us have work to do!
I'd kiss a girl after she swallowed but wouldn't if she played your trick. I wouldn't deliberately make a girl taste her erm essence either. I don't see how that's hypocritical,
I believe you mean " Colle de Minet"
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i'm checking for the adams apple on that one like!
It'll be about 18-20 inches above her cock.
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fuck me!! i turn my back for one night and it turns into a full on sexfest!!!!
think i'll pull up a seat!!
Welcome to the group, this is a safe, non-judgemental environment, we're all friends here (Ahem), would you like to stand up and introduce yourself and your tissues......
FYP
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I played I Have Never with some people the other day. Fuck me, that's the last time I do that.
Some guy had interrupted his mate having sex with his girlfriend to teabag him.
Two people living together have sex with their respective partners in the other housemate's bed to get one over them.
One guy had swallowed his own produce after wanking "to see what it tasted like."
I've never felt the urge to interrupt sex for 'the money shot' personally. And yes, girls should swallow. There is an etiquette about these things.
yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess?
I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds
Touche
Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally
touche turtle away............
i loved that!
Can't believe you missed that shite entendre.....
you must be getting slack in your dotage SM.
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It's November you hag.
Its the end of november!!!!!
I think we should all put em up for the 1st of dec!
Luke can opt out obviously, bah humbug.......
1st December is acceptable.
Those putting up a Christmas avatar earlier should receive an instant ban and facial cumshot.
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I played I Have Never with some people the other day. Fuck me, that's the last time I do that.
Some guy had interrupted his mate having sex with his girlfriend to teabag him.
Two people living together have sex with their respective partners in the other housemate's bed to get one over them.
One guy had swallowed his own produce after wanking "to see what it tasted like."
I've never felt the urge to interrupt sex for 'the money shot' personally. And yes, girls should swallow. There is an etiquette about these things.
yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess?
I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds
Touche
Not actually aimed at you personally SM, just wimmins generally
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I played I Have Never with some people the other day. Fuck me, that's the last time I do that.
Some guy had interrupted his mate having sex with his girlfriend to teabag him.
Two people living together have sex with their respective partners in the other housemate's bed to get one over them.
One guy had swallowed his own produce after wanking "to see what it tasted like."
I've never felt the urge to interrupt sex for 'the money shot' personally. And yes, girls should swallow. There is an etiquette about these things.
yes well that seems to be the consensus. Is it cos it's dirty and makes for a good horny ending or just cos you lot don't like mess?
I think it's 'cos it shuts her up for a precious few seconds
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When the time comes, if anyone can be arsed to stick a hat on my monkey , I'd use it .
If not, it's this
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Has it finished yet? Watching the match on BBC livetext is like death by a thousand cuts
actually watching the fucker was worse.
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Your lad not got a chisel?
He's not here tonight. Tonights the night he sits at home and devotes all of his love to his pathetic ridiculous pointless computer games and I get to sit on here and throw abuse at wacky until he gets so riled the stuff he starts spouting doesn't even make sense.
We both know how to get our kicks
I could always sleep with it on and get him to drop it off in the morning...good thinking monkey man!!
aye aye, thinkin', dancin'!!
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I fucking hope England get Argentina in the WC
We'll accaspacca it.
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Your lad not got a chisel?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weasel !
Weasel who ?
Weasel while you work !
weasel/Dwarf combo.........10 pts?
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"whose is that Stoat?"
"Err-Mine"
D'you see what I did there?
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Nice one Nolan!!!!!!!!!
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N'Otter bad joke that like.
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Bring on the Custard- c'mon son!
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Time for a slice of D.Custard?
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Q; what's E.T. short for?
A; He's only got little legs
That's how sad I am
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I saw a chinese dwarf yesterday ( yes I know they're all small ho ho ha ha before any of you say it)
Got so excited almost came in my pants and crashed the car!!
It was wiccccckkkkeeeeeddddd!
I lurve dwarves, like really really lurve them. Can someone get me 7 for crimbo so I can play out my snow white fantasy?
horny, licky, fucky, cocky, dirty, sexy and filthy. ( just their pet names of course!)
Ni Hai Gai?
No wacky?
He will be upset.
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in lieu of commenting on a nondescript first half- I have an irrational dislike of grounds with the tunnel in the feckin corner!
What's that all about ,man?
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