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Well Done. so pleased you haven't let your obvious difficulties get in the way of working with creatures more intelligent than you. So we can establish you are some kind of stand up....god. Can we keep it secular? Script writer on "My Family"? Now you're just being nasty Uncalled for......... feckin dolphin fiddling yid

Well Done. so pleased you haven't let your obvious difficulties get in the way of working with creatures more intelligent than you. So we can establish you are some kind of stand up....god. Can we keep it secular?

Well Done. so pleased you haven't let your obvious difficulties get in the way of working with creatures more intelligent than you.

yep, since he'll want to 'learn the trade' at a lower league club , he'd do well to stick with us

Through all the years of inconsistency with different managerial regimes, boards, players etc one thing remains the same - The unrealistic expectations of the fans Yes I know we're the greatest fans the world has ever seen blah blah blah but for fucks sake give the bloke a chance & give him our support at least until the end of the season. With the best will in the world would Kinnear be in anyone's top 10 for NUFC? Top 20? But that's not really the point, the point is Kinnear is a symptom of what is systematically destroying the club and may well do it's best to utterly destroy it in the long term. Kinnear is almost irrelevant, no matter how well or badly he does. Agree oh the shame I agreed with the fop

Is that property related, managed offices etc? Yeah the maintaining of office and industrial buildings around the country for a large electronical company. I don't do any of the physical work myself, more of the organising of people to do it! Blatant job hunt to follow Need any roped access building maintenance? if you do, pm me and I'll give you some details

Is that property related, managed offices etc?

Lazer. whilst keeping the workers going by Tazer?

We haven't had the huge shock when we hit the deck either, but we know it's coming

How did they cut the granite,( a 'nails' bit of stone ) without metal working knowledge of the standard required?

Aye. That sort of thing is a mystery. It certainly takes one-upmanship up a notch Can you imagine what the instruction booklet must've been like............and in hieroglyphs too!

What I find interesting about the pyramids is that they have no 'predecessors'. Granted there are older and smaller pyramids in Egypt, but the leap in standard from those to the Giza pyramids is immense. Like making a B&Q flat pack shed and then next building the Sage. Nothing to do with 'aliens from sirius' or other such bollix, but a puzzler none the less.

And yet 2nd post and Fop is in it. What do you do for a living Fop? I reckon he's Pit Head Chief Engineer..... Real wind up merchant

I'm partner in a Roped Access business. We do building maintenance by abseiling. or Fenestration Optical Visibility Technician (Roped) to make it sound official.

Followed by diaper change, bottle of warm milk, and a rusk ffs

The other being that he's probably dead. Time to 'fess up Fop....... you're Osama ,aren't you?

You just know though, the minute Harper signed for someone else,Given's legs would spontaneously break, and Krul would damage his wrist in a bizarre pet tortoise related incident. It's NUFC...... these things will happen. I'm thinking more Harper sods off, Given is sold, Krul turns out to be rubbish/breaks every bone in his body. We get Hartlepool's 3rd choice keeper on loan because he's cheap. Squad? We don't need no strength in depth. we can always ask the FA if we can play "Rush Goalie" or " 3 pots in"

You come across as self-abusing.

What are the odds on the fat bastard declaring himself injured again before the weekend? Friday is BOGOF day at the Pie shop.... hence no lardy aussie on Saturday.

You just know though, the minute Harper signed for someone else,Given's legs would spontaneously break, and Krul would damage his wrist in a bizarre pet tortoise related incident. It's NUFC...... these things will happen.

two things? i) course I am mate. ii) popularity on a message board? Not something that'll keep me up at night. Unlike the Viagra wor Danny's trying to flog on here

Tried it once........... not my bag I'll get me coat

Anything elseThrust upon you by family members? You can tell us you know, we're all pals on here

he gets an undue amount of stick for that... His girlfriend had a miscarriage pretty understandable he didn't wanna go on international duty bit of a stupid fcking lie to try and keep what actually happened private mind but still Council for the Defence; The accused only lied to keep a harrowing personal tragedy from the public eye , m'lud. Council for the Prosecution; He has Pink wheels on his Range Rover, your Honour. Judge; GUILTY!! I sentence the accused to take all piss taking like a man