Monkeys Fist
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No man little Dennis IS the alien trying to jump out and grab the talented teenager.
Now that is a creepy thought!
You think he's anally probed any of the squad?
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I didn't think it was even that poor of a game as a spectacle.
Trust me, as I'm neutered, it was.
explains alot.
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Take a look. Previous versions taken off U-Tube twice. Abduction attempt?? Very creepy.
My doubts are that there is clearly an edit just before he goes to get the ball.
Never mind the "alien".
this is the actual footage Dennis Unwise viewed before signing Xisco,(that's him back to camera.)
The two older guys are our Latin scouts, they use "a scientist" to unearth great players for Little Dennis.
Honest
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Tom
in General Chat
Happy Birthday Tom.
Ex free hopefully
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Don't ask me why and how I know this. nice to know they allow you internet access on the "ward".
Don't fuck with me man.
NURSE! Get the Meds!
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Don't ask me why and how I know this. nice to know they allow you internet access on the "ward".
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No matter how hard they tried, looks like the stewards finally couldn't stop the Sunderland fans getting to Keane in the dugout.
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Try the "bad aim" method
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Just about to watch Apocalypto.
Nite all!
Bloody Hell,its a bit abbatoir! Good mind.
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Just about to watch Apocalypto.
Nite all!
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I will be right about this too.
I tell you what if you're right about Ashley spending £40+m in January and Kinnear getting us into the top 10 then you can stay and we'll all worship you....... if you're wrong however you
That confident?
I never said it would be that much....not net spend anyway.
What EXACTLY are you saying then?
Mind Fop, you've got some fucking brass neck on you
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You said you never rated Martin Jol iirc.
I think we should give the lad a break- after all, last time I had diahorrea, i couldn't remember the precise details of the enormous amount of Shite that poured out my arse.
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make some random predictions and all of a sudden you're some sort of football orifice - you sound and probably are ridiculous and quite why you continue the onerous diatribe on this forum is beyond me
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Erm not really. You lot obviously werent expecting any of it because all I got was abuse.
I'm on for all 6 coming to pass.
Mate I know its a bit spooky but trust me there is no trickery involved. Just an experienced football fan telling you how it is.
Aye, you know what you're talking about like....
Ramos is safe because the pay off would be astronomical. And before we go all weepy over the Frying dutchman, he did alright out of the whole affair financially.Anyway, the thought of firing Ramos is ridiculously premature.
http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...mp;#entry507966
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Bloke makes a Billion selling tracksuit bottoms to northerners.
but you lot are right, hes a thick twat and you lot have all the answers.
Fifty quid says you'd shit yourself in public if he announced he was buying Spuds.
Don't forget he's a yid- try 50p
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when does your crystal ball say you'll feck off?
Why dont you try and listen and learn instead of fearing the knowledge?
I have no desire to drive a Lahndan taxi
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when does your crystal ball say you'll feck off?
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You said KK would walk if he wasn't backed in the transfer window. Are you agreeing he wasn't backed or do you now want to have it both ways?I thought they were options in a poll rather than predictions.When every one of those options come true..
I have no doubt that KK actually believes that he wasn't. Unrealistic expectations IMO.
So you do want it both ways?
Quote some of these other predictions btw (poll options don't count either).
According to the Dolphins , wor Daniel is more than happy to have it both ways
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Just because I am not a NUFC fan it doesn't mean I dont know the game better than you do.
TBH I have probably been following the game for ten years more than most on here.
how's the padded cell?Mate its true. I am willing to bet most on here werent around pre KKs first stint in charge. Some real JCLs on here.
Everything I have said has come to pass. Some on here have their heads too firmly up their arses to realise but it is a fact.
Prepare yourself for the shit storm........ then again don't bother, no-one takes you seriously anyway
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Just because I am not a NUFC fan it doesn't mean I dont know the game better than you do.
TBH I have probably been following the game for ten years more than most on here.
how's the padded cell? -
Facilities Management Advisor...
Thrilling stuff, I assure you!
Is that property related, managed offices etc?
Yeah the maintaining of office and industrial buildings around the country for a large electronical company.
I don't do any of the physical work myself, more of the organising of people to do it!
Blatant job hunt to follow
Need any roped access building maintenance? if you do, pm me and I'll give you some details
I'm afraid our contracts with suppliers have only been recently signed, but thank you for your interest.
Kind Regards.
Shy Bairn gets nowt
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I train dolphins ,with learning difficulties. How to put mines on boats, how to communicate with humans. That kind of thing.
Well Done. so pleased you haven't let your obvious difficulties get in the way of working with creatures more intelligent than you.
So we can establish you are some kind of stand up....god.
Can we keep it secular?
Script writer on "My Family"?
Now you're just being nasty
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I train dolphins ,with learning difficulties. How to put mines on boats, how to communicate with humans. That kind of thing.
Well Done. so pleased you haven't let your obvious difficulties get in the way of working with creatures more intelligent than you.
So we can establish you are some kind of stand up....god.
Can we keep it secular?
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I train dolphins ,with learning difficulties. How to put mines on boats, how to communicate with humans. That kind of thing.
Well Done. so pleased you haven't let your obvious difficulties get in the way of working with creatures more intelligent than you.
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Me too. watched it again last night.the second half, the "chase" is just excellent.