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Was watching an old QI last night and this was mentioned- its a stock sound effect scream, used in over 150 movies, known as the Wilhelm scream.
Its in Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Kill Bill, Indiana Jones, Reservoir Dogs, etc
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...with all these cooking shows?? Having been back in England for a few weeks, you can't watch the telly without some prog about cooking or eating somewhere or the F word or someones cottage...WTF has happened here?
It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous.
Bulgur Wheat pisses all over cous cous tbh.
I like Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers.
I'd pay to let Nigella piss on my cous cous.
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Aye, we used it at school (1980-1984).
Charvers were usually radgies too.
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A cunning plan there Alex.
Does your surname begin with B?
Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally
Used to be a good chippy in Palmersville. The Chinees in FH was pretty rank as I remember (the one up near the school) though he did sell mars bars
The Chippy is still there, still good.
The Toxic Takeaway is also still serving E-Coli to it's happy customers.
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The biggest cuntish action of this country was when the "British Indians" shot 1,000 dead for no reason in some province of India.
Sounds like you know what you're on about there like.
This what you mean Stevie?
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Threw together a Taylor wallpaper. I haven't entered the competition like but enjoy...
Wonder how many entries were based around this..........
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What an appropriate name for that pub btw. :P
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A cunning plan there Alex.
Does your surname begin with B?
Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally
So, you could be related?
I didn't get what you meant at first there
Anyway, nearly everyone in Burradon is related
True, I was talking to a lad in the Halfway House who was his own brother.
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My understanding was that the British ones for the Boers weren't "death" camps by any stretch but were the first ones to have a less than humanitarian reaction to care - ie they weren't too bothered by the diseases and their consequences.
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I you're using fresh chicken breast it takes about 20 min to make yer own. Silly to order some shit from somewhere.
Unless your fridge resembles this.....
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A cunning plan there Alex.
Does your surname begin with B?
Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally
So, you could be related?
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Has anyone noticed that a lt of takeaways (more now than ever before) ae using processed beef and chicken.
Wor lass was whinging the other day about her chicken in her chicken curry and I must admit it was impossible to identify just what part of the chicken it came from - it was neither leg nor breast.
Same as the beef, just stringy shit.
Obviously the quality is suffering as recession bites.
They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible.
In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait.
For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too.
Service is absolutely terrible like. Stopped going. Still get the odd takeaway from there though. Joy King does ridiculously big portions. There's a good one in Burradon (aka Dodge City) that does deliveries. It's called the Spice Garden. Really nice curries and it's a bit different too.
Aye, you do wait a while .
Might don the body armour and give Burradons finest a try Alex.
Fuck that shit. Get them to deliver.
A cunning plan there Alex.
Does your surname begin with B?
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ever see that movie on Albert Pierepoint?
From the door opening to finish was around 13 seconds.................. a real pro..............
His best time was 7 seconds according to this.
Movie was cracking too.
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Has anyone noticed that a lt of takeaways (more now than ever before) ae using processed beef and chicken.
Wor lass was whinging the other day about her chicken in her chicken curry and I must admit it was impossible to identify just what part of the chicken it came from - it was neither leg nor breast.
Same as the beef, just stringy shit.
Obviously the quality is suffering as recession bites.
They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible.
In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait.
For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too.
Service is absolutely terrible like. Stopped going. Still get the odd takeaway from there though. Joy King does ridiculously big portions. There's a good one in Burradon (aka Dodge City) that does deliveries. It's called the Spice Garden. Really nice curries and it's a bit different too.
Aye, you do wait a while .
Might don the body armour and give Burradons finest a try Alex.
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I think the German camps were a little different...
Bloody impossible to get a sun lounger in them.....
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Has anyone noticed that a lt of takeaways (more now than ever before) ae using processed beef and chicken.
Wor lass was whinging the other day about her chicken in her chicken curry and I must admit it was impossible to identify just what part of the chicken it came from - it was neither leg nor breast.
Same as the beef, just stringy shit.
Obviously the quality is suffering as recession bites.
They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible.
In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait.
For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too.
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iphone 3gs
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Now then, just picked up one of these beauties today and ill be damned if i know how to work it. Is there a way to lock certain aspects of the phone, for example photos? I know i can lock the entire phone but it would be nice if there was a way to stop people looking in the files. Maybe there is an App to download to do this job?you could just not save any filth!
Hahaha, a phone with no filthy pictures are you mad man?! A lock is my only option.
This might be what you're after....
go to #18 "Private Pics"
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Bumping this since I forgot how brilliant Elliott Smith's Figure 8 album was. Pitch-perfect at times (Can't Make a Sound, Son of Sam) and no real filler I can hear.
Stiva, that is a quality avatar type thingy you have there.
however , I now will not be able to take anything yousay seriously, as i will be thinking of a rare parrot humping some blokes head.
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iphone 3gs
in Help
Now then, just picked up one of these beauties today and ill be damned if i know how to work it. Is there a way to lock certain aspects of the phone, for example photos? I know i can lock the entire phone but it would be nice if there was a way to stop people looking in the files. Maybe there is an App to download to do this job?you could just not save any filth!
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Want(the t-shirt , nee batty boy me like, before anyone starts
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If this thread is going to stick around, will somebody, for the love of the English Language, please change the subtitle?
Surely there wont be any 'generations' to pass this thread on to if the seed of life is sprayed aal ower the gaff, rather than into the 'tunnel of productivity' ?
Just takes one of the wee fellas to set out in search of the Ultimate Prize- entry to Furvana, and the future generation is made.
( As I, Pud, and one or two others on here have recently been reminded of
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A good cup run may generate some enthusiasm in some multibillionaire somewhere who happens to have a couple of hundred million burning a hole in his pocket. Dropping out in the the 3rd round gets you nowhere.
failing that, there's the equally likely chance of me finding a strange old metal lantern on the way to Plymouth. Giving it a crafty rub, wouldn't you know it- POOF! Out pops the genie.
Give the kids a run out on the South Coast.
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Plymouth away.
Treck and a half that like!
At least we can look forward to a half hour TV special on how dedicated our away support is.
The Wilhelm Scream
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Or..... you're common?