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  1. http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.com/ sack Jonathon Ross immedeately. Give this guy the job.
  2. Excellent! You should pop across to the mackem site and let them have a look - their vitriolic replies should keep them busy for a few days. (btw, I was surprised to see their attendance was down 9k on Satdee )
  3. Rename the thread? Bang tidy sluts seek men for Quiz Fuck Fest. Will there be a music round btw Meenzer?
  4. Mrs Fist is right. I NEVER say I'm from the North East when I'm down South, I say I'm from Newcastle. I'm not proud of the North East, I'm proud of Newcastle. The old county of Northumberland redeems everything South of the Tyne, but I'm embarrassed to share the same geographical area as those people in that town which is all it is. Amen to that The Reverend Stevie speaks righteous truth
  5. Mrs. Fist works in sunderland. She's a bit of a hippy type, always willing to see best in people. I warned her that she would find the mackems in general a blight on humanity, but she wouldn't have it. Thought I was blinkered due to the football rivalry etc. Within a fortnight of her starting her job, she was calling them sub-human Neanderthals and said she had never come across an entire town without a single redeeming feature.
  6. Twat would no doubt interupt her lines.
  7. Alan Curbishley? Yeah, he's entitled to fuck all either I wish I could leave my job in a childish strop and pocket £10m. Not to mention the same job I left in a childish strop 11 years ago. Gullible bastards, I could just take, take, take. There's no way you'd beat McDonalds in court. Beaten!
  8. Is it a tough life, being an escort? It's no Fiesta, I mean, you really have to Focus... It's no fun for the John's either, you Mustang around corners if you want to Explorer Shoot yourself....... In the head........ Now
  9. Absolutely- what a total rim licker
  10. Anyway I admire both bridges even if the wear bridge is a like a younger brother to the tyne one. http://www.this-is-sunderland.co.uk/ I've found this, possibly the best sunderland photography site on the web. Unable to post any of the pics directly on here due to the pics being displayed via flash player. Go to the section " The Interzone" 2nd picture -sums it up Seriously, If I knew nothing about sunderland, looking at that site I would come away with the impression that it was nowt but derelict buildings and bleak industrial decay. As I do know the place , I'd have to agree with your description(bolded).Sums the place up perfectly I used to work in Sunderland and it's not nice saying somewhere that people have to live is a shithole, but that's what it is. Mossside, Toxteth, The Heartlands, Bermondsey, The Gorbals, Leith, Hackney and Manningham are all places I'd rather live than Sunderland. I am truly stunned :lol:
  11. You have pics of Fopper? Get em posted(NSFW,of course)
  12. Some amazing shots there Fish. 2 Doors Down Old Longboat Dunstanburgh Castle Moonlight ..... stand out particularly for me. (take note King Harkiblahblahblah)
  13. Anyway I admire both bridges even if the wear bridge is a like a younger brother to the tyne one. http://www.this-is-sunderland.co.uk/ I've found this, possibly the best sunderland photography site on the web. Unable to post any of the pics directly on here due to the pics being displayed via flash player. Go to the section " The Interzone" 2nd picture -sums it up Seriously, If I knew nothing about sunderland, looking at that site I would come away with the impression that it was nowt but derelict buildings and bleak industrial decay. As I do know the place , I'd have to agree with your description(bolded).Sums the place up perfectly
  14. The look on Shola's face just before he takes the penalty for his hat-trick(at 01:58) Like a kid on Christmas morning
  15. How so? Thats a hard question to answer. Reported money troubles tied with his persona never quite seemed right. Given his history he should have got lots of things sorted and written down as guarantees. Just think he jumped a little too quickly. We'll never know and tbh i would rather they settled out of court. Sounds like doubt to me.
  16. Send in the clowns…… err… hang on, tried that , didn't work
  17. Is his Football Circus still running in Glasgow? I know it was struggling before he came back.
  18. Agreed I was just trying to be clever above. FAIL
  19. No. Smith can pass a ball forwards.
  20. Wasn't Khalid Sheikh Mohammed the man mainly behind it ? Top Ten name that.
  21. Monkeys Fist

    Geordie

    that reminds me of my old English teacher. He would get us to translate then perform whole sections of Shakespeare into Geordie. "Rurmeo, where you at ye daft Knacka? Alreet Juliette! Tits oot pet"
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