Monkeys Fist

terrible

The answer to your population reduction scheme,then.

Fastest finger won

I was just settling down to watch that last night when I realised it was Keith Allen (Lilly's father) doing the searching. I cannot stand him (or his daughter) so turned over. I'm not his greatest fan either. Floyd gave him 5 minutes then basically took over the whole shebang. Allen had organised some heartfelt filmed tributes from top chefs, Floyd watched and pronounced them "a bunch of cunts"

Fuck me. Just watched a documentary on him last night. He didn't look the healthiest in it mind. R.I.P. If true. Bon viveur

Close but no cigar.

tell her to sort herself out !

"Wee's Dagger's this like?" guess the play

Of a "Ghost-the sequel" nature? Wouldn't be right

Never seen Donnie Darko before? Sad news btw. RIP. you can't be using pseudo racialist words like that man! You'll upset certain folk of a delicate nature ( top film btw. )

Shola and Ranger as a pair would be interesting to see. Ranger the target man and Shola the ruthless clinical finisher? Joking aside, it's a pairing that could prove fruitful if given time to gel.

R.I.P seemed like a genuine nice guy too

Looks like she's staring out of Judith Chalmers' bumhole tbh.

You don't security clearance to be mouthing off like this! I have carefully nurtured my online persona as an inconsequential tit with nothing of note to say, and you very nearly go and blow my cover in one post! Back to Freemason Academy for you Agent Parky

You don't security clearance to be mouthing off like this! Pipe down Agent Parky- misdirection is the key!

Choices choices eh? Whatever you go for , have a good one. Enjoy the gluhwein.

If you're lucky! Fnarr fnarr gak!

Tucking her cock between her legs there. You'd still Poker Face though.

Zell am Zee is a top spot in Austria. Get as many lessons before you go as possible- more time free on the slopes.

Aye, i might have to go down that route i think. Never skateboarded much though as a young 'un. If you're starting from scratch, snowboarding is your choice. Assuming you're away for a week, you'll need a day, maybe day and a half , to pick up the basics. Skiing will take you the whole week ,getting pissed off at some smarmy French instructor who's more interested in tapping your bird than teaching you to ski. Where are you going?

feckin hope so

Forget skiing mate. Takes ages master. Snowboarding is piss easy by comparison, if you've ever surfed or skate boarded it'll be even easier. It's also far easier to get to the stage where you can go off piste, which is the Ferrari to on piste's Lada.

The future is the Teleporting mobile phone. Also, we'll all wear shiny one-piece bodysuits and have meals in pill form I know this to be true.

Fair point. Still an utter mentalist. His aim in the show is to fly/stylishly fall the Matterhorn. Gets arrested during his preparations for base jumping the Empire State.

Seen YouTube clips of this guy. He jumps off cliffs and flys a mile or two horizontally before landing. 1st part of a 5 parter on adrenaline junkies