Monkeys Fist
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Just watched Black Book - Dutch WWII resistance movie.
Excellent.
Aye.
You don't normally get that much tits and fanny in a war film.
Recommended.
True, not unless it's being herded onto an oven.
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Bollocks
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"Self employed farmer sacks himself"
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This could end up to be the most expensive 18 holes in golf history.
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Pearce is quietly getting a nice CV together.
Btw Kitman, does your OP qualify for the "Most uses of 'Shite' in a single post"?
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Mr. Hooker gets the Fist vote.
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Custard Cream!!!
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Thing is KD, even if you were a mega celebrity, with shit loads of cash, your personality would let you down significantly. You'd be lucky to get Janet Street Porter's number.
She only shags The Apple Posse.
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They did all get a free safc keyring.
Which is being recycled.
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Mrs Fist works in the Blot on the Landscape, and today she had to go to a company conference,to be followed by a " Christmas Lunch" at the stadium of sh....
The meal they were served was;
Frozen carrots
Frozen Peas
Choice of - chips or boiled potato ( old granny style, peeled and boiled to fuck)
and the jewel in the crown- choice of Turkey or Gammon ..... SANDWICH!!!
She didn't say if blue pop was served.
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All the very Breast.
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Anywhere I can download it for free?
Have a word with KD.
He can Hero it for you
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A long time ago, fortunately I didnt have quite as much to lose as he has. I think being married and having kids puts a different slant on it too
Aye but so does having shit loads of lasses throw themselves at you because you're world famous and rich beyond most people's dreams. It doesn't make it right but no one on here (apart from S-O) has a clue about what that's like either.
speak for yourself mate.
Brutally handsome and fighting em off with a shitty stick personally
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Regardless of that, in the here and now Tigers Mrs is still hotter than all the lasses he cheated with. And even if they werent I bet none of them were worth the shit hes getting now.
Grass is never greener, I know from experience and im sure others on here will tell you the same
I shall bow to a far greater knowledge and experience than mine
btw ,Mrs.Fist was a "weekend project" before we got together properly. Nice grass you see
Bet that was a delightful story to tell at the wedding
"Delightful"
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Regardless of that, in the here and now Tigers Mrs is still hotter than all the lasses he cheated with. And even if they werent I bet none of them were worth the shit hes getting now.
Grass is never greener, I know from experience and im sure others on here will tell you the same
I shall bow to a far greater knowledge and experience than mine
btw ,Mrs.Fist was a "weekend project" before we got together properly. Nice grass you see
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In 20 years, aye. Thats my point
The bottom one ,Lynda Carter was taken in 1975.
This is the same woman 31 years later.
I'd hate you to be under any illusion that your point is correct
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18 months left on his contract = fee = not a hope in hell of signing him.
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They were all sleazy as fuck.
You don't get it, do you?
No, not really. A holes a fucking hole, theres some things that arent worth losing over it
RLY?
So this
is the same as this?
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I feel for his Mrs like. She must feel like the worlds biggest mug. Most of the lasses he shagged were dog rough too.
A billion dollars, a supermodel wife, a healthy child,an HTC hero android, role model to millions and he still wasnt happy. Deserves everything he gets imo
see what happens when you don't have an iphone?
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for the nipper
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I remember this documentary when it was on
pmsl 1:55 "and you can bring ya faaking dinner" 
what the fuck does that mean?????????????????????????this should have a BM Warning.
Bob fucking Mills, I feel soiled.
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Some people just don't need time off work.
I've only had three days off in the last 7 years or so.
Once I had the shits that cleared up just before i went to work but took the day off.
the 2nd and 3rd was due to me having cold sores all round my mouth after someone said aftershave was a good way to clear it up.
Not took a day off for 4 years now.
I don't normally get the cold or the flu either. But then i'm a loony cunt. FYP
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"Lifes a Beach" about the Pascowitz family.
Err, or "Surfwise".
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It was a one off documentary. There were about 9 of them living in a camper, travelling the U.S.
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Having just erected the Fist Family Christmas Tree,I'm all full of festive shite.
Happy Christmas to all and sundry