Monkeys Fist
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Alan Irvine. Now manager of Preston.
that's the boy, beat me too it.
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He better not get it, Ive got 2k coming if Steve Clarke gets the job
How long before Clarke cuts his teeth in the big boys chair?
Or is he one of these coaches who'll never make the step up to Manager, but will remain a very good coach?
I reckon its soon and the way West 'Am are going then hes not got any reason to hang round at the mo.
He's strikes me as the type of bloke who would actually do quite well at a decent sized club looking to mix it up with the European chasing teams. Him and that grey haired bloke, who was our youth team coach, then moved to Everton... not sure if he's still there and I've forgotten his name. Both of them look to be coaches who've successfully acquired a fair amount of experience with various degrees of expectation and scope.
Irvine..... David Irvine? maybe derek
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The mister has already purchased Bagpuss and Ivor the Engine DVD's so that the fraggle doesn't have to grow up watching shit like the Tweenies. Does my nut in!! The Mini me loves it tho
Confession; i like the Night Garden- chills me right out
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Toon manager next season then.
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Nogbad the Bad ........ childhood terrors!!
RIP
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bollocks.
Ahead of his time, and too good for Newcastle at the time, is what he was.
I was 6yrs old
aye, I saw that !!!! eermm....has this opinion stuck then
It caused a 6yr old huff of major proportions.i wouldn't go to the game for oooh, 3 weeks.
Perhaps this has clouded my judgement, but i still wouldn't put him up there in my'favourite toon gaffers' list
when I was about 9, my favourite player was Trevor Hockey
Can't say I'm familiar with him-any good?
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Fingers crossed for the Bald mentalist
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bollocks.
Ahead of his time, and too good for Newcastle at the time, is what he was.
I was 6yrs old
aye, I saw that !!!! eermm....has this opinion stuck then
It caused a 6yr old huff of major proportions.i wouldn't go to the game for oooh, 3 weeks.
Perhaps this has clouded my judgement, but i still wouldn't put him up there in my'favourite toon gaffers' list
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bollocks.
Ahead of his time, and too good for Newcastle at the time, is what he was.
I was 6yrs old
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Tell you what, we might be on to something.
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Best send Norwich branch of Tesco a warning then.
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Can we have a squad /.
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Will we be allowed to booze it up, a la Kashley, in our seats though?
Wouldn't surprise if the Fat C*nt tried to sell the actual seats, he's tried just about everything else.
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More to the point though - How shit are the Scorpions?
" De Wint off Chenge"
aaaaargh
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Keyring Dyer, Jermaine Jenas and Graeme Souness.
i must admit to having a sly chuckle when Dire broke his leg at West ham.
I was joking to a lad in here that i'd laugh if he broke it again before the season started
sure enough a week later =D
i always edit the football manager database to make him have a long career ending injury (6-8year broken leg and the like)
RBS-repetetive bling syndrome
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Keyring Dyer, Jermaine Jenas and Graeme Souness.
i must admit to having a sly chuckle when Dire broke his leg at West ham.
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The thread on Sir Bobby got me thinking- seems the Twats outweigh the Heroes here at NUFC.
Who would you like to see getting the rotten tomato treatment?
I'll exclude the obvious- Fat Mike, Fat freddy and Dodgy Dougie.
Mine would be Gordon Lee. I was 6yrs old and idolised Supermac when this no-mark wank stain strolled in and sold him!
I'd still kick him in the pods if i met him.
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You came on here with a minor case of wandering eye and ended up finishing a long term relationship and presumably leaving your house.
What a great source of advice Toontastic is.
The thing is, I havent left home.
My best mate was killed three weeks ago. In a weird thing its smashed me in the face and made me realise what I wanted.
After sitting down and thinking it was for the best I sat down with my gfriend and we had a good chat for about 5 hours. We discussed us, where we were and where we both want to be. We both want to be together and do the same things.
I have now been at home for a while. Its like when we first got together. I am having a brilliant time and I am loving every minute of it, the main thing too, Im getting regular noshings
No joking apart I am very happy again. We both laid down some ground rules etc and were both working hard together Alls good
i had a similar "good look at myself" recently after losing a family member very suddenly.It puts a lot of shit in perspective.
Sorry to hear about your mate,glad some good has come out of it.
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A life to celebrate, not to mourn.
Absolutely
Legend,Gent, Master of the Malapropism
To all those arguing over whether or not to erect some kind of tribute........
Get a fucking grip lads... It's not just his time with us we'd be paying RESPECT to, it's his life in football, and equally , the manner in which he lived his life outside of the game.
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Speeding in particular is just seen as a bit of a laugh.
I don't know that is its, but "speeding" is a very wide area.
Doing 80 or even 90 on a quiet motorway isn't ever much of an issue in crashes (and the speed limit for motorways should be 80mph anyway). Doing 30 on a motorway would be lethal however (as would be tailgating, driving too fast for fog, rain or heavy traffic).
Doing 120mph is pretty dangerous on anything but a dead quiet motorway (only you basically) when you are sober (never mind pissed and
).Doing 50 in a 30 zone is very dangerous (I've seen people do up to and exceeding 80mph in a 30 zone) - although most of the vehicles I've ever seen doing this are police vehicles (as was the last person I saw talking on a mobile phone whilst driving in heavy traffic).
In the case of this driver it's probably mainly because he pleaded guilty (which is such a cheat because it gives anyone that has a certain conviction a relatively easy "out"), combined with a woolly judge and the current prison situation.
If a guilty plea is to be entered pre-trial, the accussed has the right to ask the judge what sentence they face before finalising their plea!!!!!
fucking ridiculous-The rights of the perpetrator far outweigh the rights of the victim.
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I think we all agree Ashley has been a fucking disaster and has never shown anything other than a lack of understanding of how to run a football club let alone one like ours.
I do have a wry smile on my face when i see the hatred pouring off the page towards him as it seems the pantomine villain has just changed his mask and we have a new figurehead of hate to vent our frustrations on. Plus ca change and all that.
I also feel like a jilted lover when it comes to Keegan. As much as i can understand why the relationship ended, i cant help feeling the same as Asprilla, "we could have worked it out". I believe we wouldnt be facing relegation if we had managed to hold it together. The events at Spurs would have more than likely changed Ashley's thinking before January and it would be him with £12m on his hands to spend. Maybe...
Keeping with the "lover" analogy, Keegan was like the slightly unhinged loon girlfriend - when you first get together it's exciting.You never know exactly what's going to happen, but the ride is fantastic.At the back of your mind tho, you know it'll come to an end, and when it does, it'll be dramatic.You just don't know when it'll happen, could be tomorrow, could be a few years .You also know, she'll be the one that dumps you.
It happened a lot sooner than most of us expected
Now , we're just shagging the deperate old boiler we pulled when out on the rebound
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20 normally....shudder to think in coming weeks
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Makes me feel ill thinking about it. He had the one man in situ who could galvanize pygmies at a basketball game . Classic.Where did you pull that from?
Agree btw. Can't really blame Keegan for walking,or the current state of affairs.
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Quite simply-no We aren't too good by any measure.We are far from safe this year. Bizarrely, I thought i'd be seething at the prospect of the drop, but it just leaves me feeling...." Meh".
Weird
Cheers Mike, you useless twat.
Allardyce: why Niall Quinn should make me Sunderland manager
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Meh, Holocaust- football. Same difference