Monkeys Fist

When is it released? Am I right in thinking Michael Sheen, the guy who played Blair and Frost, is playing Clough in the film?

Have Findus been struggling lately? Just a thought......." Hm ......Insurance" I too remember the sign, on Salters Road, where Findus were Proud sponsors of Longbenton.What exactly did they sponsor? the large number of frozen food discount stores in the shopping centre? The Adopt a Scabby Dog then let it shite all over every path within 5 miles Scheme

R.I.P. Ron Anyone seen those insurance ads with Iggy? Oh Dear......... Iggy........ Shame on you

bald headed, naked smoking only for me then.

VAT- is it a luxury item or a necessity?

Look the catagories are there. I have finished an extensive questionaire. Pin the fucker, fill the fucker and shut the fucker. come on lets get going Most tolerant poster

Most Pedantic Poster (guess who) Most Racist whilst trying not to be Biggest Anorak Best Non NUFC fan Poster Chomp of the Year

i find myself doing far too much of that

He is a good guy. Mind, flinging punches inside a ground is Shola-esque in its silliness. should have waited til outside the ground. The other bloke should be hung out to dry too , esp if Keith gets banned.

that would mean there was someone else with him at the time.................... to read the note

mind, that does explain alot of Shurla's bizarre choices on the pitch. As you eloquently put it- thick as feckin mince

Given the state of the team when he arrived, the morale , the poisonous atmosphere with us and the press, the fact he hadn't worked for 4 yrs. given all that, he's not done bad. Re. being a mouthpiece, it's just possible he's only repeating what he thinks is the truth. The fuckers in the know have previous as far as lying shamelessly to their managers goes. What I suppose I'm getting at is that JFK, whilst not my ideal chouce , is NOT to blame for the shit pit we're in. Even if we go down I'd find it difficult to direct my anger at him, when those above him have stood round with their fingers up their arses whilst we sink. Agree with PPud, when he eventually goes( and it would be ironic if he told Fatty to do one) I think it'll all come pouring out.

I, like a fool, was sucked into his tripe first time around and I'll be fucked if i'll buy into it a second time. All I'd ask is that he shows where it counts. Well he's got the next 28 days to prove so..... Anyone willing to 'give him time' after that needs their fucking heads examined. YUP!! I'd disagree, he's got until Jan 15, if there are no signs of change by then, there never will be. Well ok Mr hair splitter.... Either way we're all watching to see whether he lives up to his word. But is it splitting hairs? If we wait until after the transfer window then by that stage everything could be lost. By drawing a line in the sand and saying if nothing has changed by mid Jan then there is time to at least express concern of the situation. You have to remember these cunts have huffed and puffed almost since the moment they placed their dunlop volleys under the big desk at SJP and as my dear old mum likes to say, a leopard doesn't change its spots. I see what you're getting at. I don't think protesting during the window is a good idea. Mikey baby could spin it to say that it was off putting to potential signings he had lined up..... I think we should just wait and call his bluff....after all....he may mean what he says!! Let's face it- kicking off on the 15th or at the end of the Window won't make a happorth of difference. the Fat One will already know how little he's prepared to spend, and he's clearly shown that us plebs crying about it makes fuck all difference to him. Our only hope is him suffering a fatal aneurism or something, and soon

shouldn't that be weedge

Indian- Taste of India...Forest Hall- don't deliver but well worth the drive.It's a sitty doon that does take out. Rinky Dink- Joy king.. Forest Hall. top stuff, not swimming in oil, free plawn clackers too guess where i live btw

That's us fucked then!

A Racy Big Risk

Not too many want to look at blokes tits*, so they've got no excuses *Mr.Meenz excepted of course

Landgulls are a coming. They're already amongst us The Baltic has the furthest inland kittiwake colony in the UK, and they're protected so you can't spike their nest sites.

Sky Rats get my vote- pigeon shit carries 3 diseases- Histoplasmosis,Cryptococcosis and Psittacosis. They're only serious if you have a weak immune system. The droppings can erode stone and metal if allowed to accumulate. seagulls produce whopper turds, but in urban areas Pigeons are far more numerous. Sky-rats also get inside roof spaces and buildings, which is rare with Shitehawks

It what you get when you live in a volcano. A burnt arse?

Je ne chomp pas, mon ami. I should have known you were a vulcanologist too

Yuletide happys to all......... cept our new spuds 'friends' natch.

Probably a daft question, but isn't lava the same stuff? simply put, magma is molten rock below ground, once it erupts or flows above ground it's called lava. see fop for gassy details