Monkeys Fist
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It's Twoo, It's twoo.
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He can listen to what he wants can't he?
imagine the fat basser listening to House of Pain......... jump jump jump
Cause a bliddy earthquake
Calling him a fat bastard too now.
Fuckin hell man, Ant's taking a kicking here today.
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He can listen to what he wants can't he?
imagine the fat basser listening to House of Pain......... jump jump jump
Cause a bliddy earthquake
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Get on a diet fatty
Fat man on a diet don't try it!*listens to house of pain*
Cypress Hill?
'tis they
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In our current state Id rip Romas hands off for Riise. Knows the league, better then Enrique and scores goals. Im not sure who people are expecting us to sign this January!
I don't think he is a better defender than Enrique and if we are looking at someone who used to smash the ball in from 30 yards ever now and then lets re-sign Robert.
joni mitchell-big yellow taxi
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Just by looking at the pair of them , it's not too difficult to say they aren't the healthiest eaters. If the guy does the exercise he claims too( drag the dog about etc), then he really is shovelling in the cakes to still be this massive.
He has a choice- loose weight or remain childless.
Get on a diet fatty
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I sent in " Shite with Sugar on". no reply
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Good compilation, btw 2J.
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Nearly sitting crying here to think how badly the whole thing has been fucked up, top vid 2J
Push yourself over the edge, watch the Beardsley and Shearer ones next
That's just evil-have a word with yourself
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anyone ever snapped their banjo string?
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Nowt to worry about- Shurla has signed up til 2040 remember.
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http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01/0...local-news.htmlSapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, .
Fnarr Fnarr, Gack
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I refer you to my posting name.....
With a melon in it
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Could you imagine if we signed Mido btw
I reckon it's bollocks like.
we'd have to change the song-
" Shoe Bomb
If you love the toon
Shoe bomb
if you love the toon...."
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1'45 in- the look on Shearers face, pure surprise" fuck me he scored"
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Mrs.Fist (ahem) insists on having fish suppers still in the full paper, but with a plate underneath, onto which she squirts ketchup.WILL NOT have the ketchup on the paper beside her chips.Then every chip is dipped into the sauce ,under the paper.
womenkind=Mentalists
:icon_lol: Apart from the obvious, what are women good for ?? Most men nowadays do ironing, cooking. washing, hoovering etc, so why do we need 'them' ???
Apart from programmes with Claire Sweeney in last like last night of course - hubba hubba
They're here to remind us, constantly , to do the above tasks, then check em, then decide it isn't up to scratch and do it themselves-which is why i've stopped doing em, apart from cooking as she can burn water
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Phew, and theres me thinking when Owen fucks off we'd be left without a proven goalscorer.....
I can relax now
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Mrs.Fist (ahem) insists on having fish suppers still in the full paper, but with a plate underneath, onto which she squirts ketchup.WILL NOT have the ketchup on the paper beside her chips.Then every chip is dipped into the sauce ,under the paper.
womenkind=Mentalists
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Yous definetly wont get mendes on loan and for a buy youd probaly be looking at 6-7 million and with im being a key player for our title chase i seriously doubt a deal. But hes still far over rated and only shows glimpses of brilliance now and then, only controls matches at ibrox but never fancies it at your tough away games on a cold night when you really need him, he does have a brilliant touch and great passing and can score from any distance. In my eyes and others I know the best midfeilder in our side is Kevin Thomson who was a absoloute bargain from hibs at 2 million but hes out for the season so would be pretty pointless in trying, but the best player you could get from us is thommo.
Err.. that'll be Celtic then.
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Looking forward to the film later this year.
When is it released?
Am I right in thinking Michael Sheen, the guy who played Blair and Frost, is playing Clough in the film?
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Have Findus been struggling lately? Just a thought......." Hm ......Insurance"
I too remember the sign, on Salters Road, where Findus were Proud sponsors of Longbenton.What exactly did they sponsor? the large number of frozen food discount stores in the shopping centre? The Adopt a Scabby Dog then let it shite all over every path within 5 miles Scheme
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R.I.P. Ron
Anyone seen those insurance ads with Iggy?
Oh Dear......... Iggy........ Shame on you
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alrite guys was anybody else around GOODISON around 6pm tonight?
was having a spot of burglary there (i work for a second hand goods firm in huyton) and spotted xisco getting into a blacked out mercedes on bricks with a couple of thieving gypsy fellas.
Anybody heard anything about this?
I know we're short on numbers, but ffs I hope we're not signing him!
Maybe pay about £0.3p but nothing more anyway!
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bald headed, naked smoking only for me then.
Man told he is too fat to adopt
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Ant or the fat impotent fecker?