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Good on you Rusty for taking the time to post your thoughts. Once you've peddled Royston I wish your team all the best. I think yesterday was a credit to both sets of fans and , of course, Sir Bobby.
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2 pages in and no response from Stevie. Hova devastated.
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Not ashamed to admit " abide with me" was huge lump in the throat time. Great result. Piss poor opposition. Roys dog has an icepack on it's lipstick this morning.
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The future's shite- the future's orange.
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Club owned by out of towner sued by out of towner over power struggle with out of towner football director. Case to be decided by out of towners. Discuss.
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For the sake of one letter the tabloids could've had a field day- " Iranian Missiles Buried in Depths of Qim"
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Our OB treat away fans visiting the toon terribly
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in Newcastle Forum
I've started many European odysseys stood at these services with my thumb out. -
Bangers ,Mash, Onion Gravy. She even brought me a cold beer with it.
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I heard he's demanding to meet Barack Obama, or no deal. Fat Ash offered tea with Desmond Tutu, but Keegan (aka Messiah) was having none of it. As a last throw of the dice, LardAsh tempted KK (aka The One True Living God) with a month's swimming lessons with Duncan Goodhew. Keegan (aka one of the only men who has a true feel for the club) almost caved in, but at the eleventh hour went back to his meeting with B.O. as the only option he would accept. That's what a club insider told me, anyway. Redheugh told me that last week tbh
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??? I worked there until just under a month ago. Ouch.
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Snotty e-mail to a recruitment consultant
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in General Chat
Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery. I sense you have been burnt in the past. The Force is strong in one so young! Correct btw -
well said Pud now can we put this thread to bed?
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Least we dont fiddle our CV's. too busy fiddling your taxes and the meter.
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I'd shaft her, record, c.d., whatever
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Reckon I could make em bulge a bit more ,too
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Snotty e-mail to a recruitment consultant
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in General Chat
Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery. -
:spit: Ken for a Boy! err, McKenzie for a .......... jock?
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All the best people are born in July
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8 pages of Hova repeating himself did the trick.
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just been on Look Nawks, the case is expected to be concluded tomorrow. (Or the end of next week)
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29 years ago
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:spit: Feckin Hell! congratulations Anyone else??? Meenzer? I've just had the snip. Don't tell wor lass though. We rarely speak about you much when we meet