Monkeys Fist

Rather see Carroll than Smith.

Did you not know...? he's worth a million in prizes. I just wanna , lower your premium..

This gets my vote- perhaps someone more savvy than me could try Putting Shearers face on it(keeping the tache of course). This (yellow)would stand out at the match, and doesn't look to bad at all.

Whist the optimism in your OP is admirable Geordie Lad, I have to agree with Snake on this. I can't presently see the Fat One spending any "uneccessary" (sp) bucks from what he may have clawed back this window. Nothing he has done over the last year or so would lead me to believe he would spend the amounts you mention, even if it was "available"

Ron Asheton dies,Iggy sells out, sheeit, bad start to 09. Stooges do eurovision in 2010 anyone?

temporary relief assistant.

ffs

Woman by Wolfmother... Rawk!

If that story is true, I'm shaking my head. That is the sort of thing the cowardly dippers would do. If they were 10 or 20 of Man Utd's firm I'd have liked to see them do that. Think you're getting the gist wrong there mate.There was no malice or bad blood in it. the mancs were laughing too tbf.

A Star Called Henry By Roddy Doyle. Cracking book, about a kid growing up in Dublin during the Rebellion.

Sexy librarian hunt

The square just up from real pastyshop in cardiff- 1/2 hour before game a sea of Black & White, 2 daft Reds come waddling round the corner oblivious. Rather than turn round and leg it, they decide to walk thru us. lad 6 ft from me asks one if he wants a pint? The red is shocked but like an idiot says yes please...... within 30 seconds they must've had a good few gallon of beer tipped over their sorry heads. The coppers were watching all this from a few yards away, and laughed like monkeys at the dumb Reds. We all knew we were in for a pasting on the pitch ,so were there for the crack- one of the best.

what you meant

Do I really spot a moustache there?! Nah, bumfluff.... Had a few sleepless nights ,poor love. Hope he breaks his fuckin' leg

Shit that Martins ,like

wasn't someone else on here a book monger? p.s. I await the inevitable swarm of lechery That was me, a filth book monger..... It's a class job and I would love it, except it's in sunderland. Really need to get into the new city library when it opens! All large print Janet & John Then?

Who's he? Wise? You ARE kidding?

Cunt. http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/200...iggest-dan.html Not sure if this has been posted ... Makes a change from the usual slagging we get.

Charles WHO?

Mom & Pop Dynamite prime numpties too then?

You numpty Herion addiction is not always, In fact Rarely , a reflection of the addict's parent. I'm surprised you didn't apply the same "logic" to the parents of the Gay couple

Lloyd Webber and Sly Stallones mam- never seen together!

Take some blue pop- Light is to Moths as Blue Pop is to filth. Bag of cheesy chips should root out the tougher ones.

I'm sure he'll get a hearty welcome.. Something not a million miles from " Cat Funt, Uck Foff!" The brass fuckin neck of the bloke has to be admired I suppose.