Monkeys Fist
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Perfume by Patrick Suskind..
One of the most bizarre and brilliant books I've read.
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I Love that one dipshit on YouTube seems to speak for my entire country.
Here's a fucking newsflash- we're not all monster-truck driving retards.
Jesus, I'm so sick of hearing the entire world regard me as a belligerent, war-mongering, uber-Christian because I'm from the States.
Fuck off.
You'll have to post that again mate,
Can't make out your accent
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Adams will be gone by the end of the week i'd think like, as soon as i saw and article the other day that said "Adams has full Pompey backing" i knew that meant he'd be gone if they lose the next game.
And the award for "Not reading the rest of the thread goes to.........."
I reckon Southgate willl be long gone before Addams gets ..............
er
( what odds on him arriving in NE1 anytime soon?)
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Dontcha mean Lovenkradns?
" That's It! I'm never speaking to Kinnear again! Can I go to wigan?"
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Guaranteed injury next week then - S.taylor stand on his foot in training or summinck
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I think if we work hard for just a few more minutes, we can pull out the draw! Come on Newcastle, you only have to concede one more!!
eh?
Yanks and Irony
Who's the yank?
I glanced at your flag.
reading it properly now....
Ex-pats and irony
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He's Just Not That Into You
"An unendurable relationship-romcom which you should avoid like Anthrax" writes Peter Bradshaw.
I thought I was going to go mad beforehand, I only spotted two other blokes in the packed out cinema and the incessant babbling in the room made it like the largest battery chicken coup in Europe. But I rather enjoyed it in the end. First film I've ever been to where the whole cinema broke into applause a few times.
Big Girls Blouse
"You're my exception"
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Thank fuck
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I think if we work hard for just a few more minutes, we can pull out the draw! Come on Newcastle, you only have to concede one more!!
eh?
Yanks and Irony
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What he said
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most of our players would have broke a metatarsal on that speed bump...but not shay.
Put dreads on Hughes and it's
The Predator.
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Lovenkrands and Guildenstern are Dead!
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ffs
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He's Just Not That Into You
"An unendurable relationship-romcom which you should avoid like Anthrax" writes Peter Bradshaw.
I thought I was going to go mad beforehand, I only spotted two other blokes in the packed out cinema and the incessant babbling in the room made it like the largest battery chicken coup in Europe. But I rather enjoyed it in the end. First film I've ever been to where the whole cinema broke into applause a few times.
Big Girls Blouse
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Bloke walks into Glasgow Bakers
" Is that a cream bun or a meringue?"
Wifey says
" No, yer right, it's a cream bun"
Outdoor overgarment firmly got
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he is the 'special one' would need to be the 'fucking amazing one' to do a job with us
lol if only, could ya imagine dennis trying to get one over on ketsbia, he'd be tied to an ad board within seconds for a good kicking
Best wishes ,health -wise, to JFK. Come on gents, bit naughty wishing ill on the owld bugger*.
As i write we've just kicked off 2nd half 3-1 up
* Yes,I know i said i hoped Insomnia broke his feckin leg a few days ago- totally different
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BTW With regard to t . shirts. Not really going to be noticed under a heavy duffle coat in this weather.
wear it over the top
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Aye, they didn't say which window did they?
Tbh. What can he say that'll make us happy?
"Sorry I was wrong and a cunt.
I'm fucking off, here have the club and let it be run by a supporter elected committee.
Oh and Lonsdale is shite."
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Aye, they didn't say which window did they?
Tbh. What can he say that'll make us happy?
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Where's the Statement that was punted around by Ashley. Didn't he say he would be speaking at the end of the window?
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Appropriately as I'm sitting in Berlin typing this.
On a red or yellow shirt with Ashley's face imposed on a picture of Hitler standing at the podium addressing the crowd.
"Even Hitler spoke to his supporters"Or just text.
"If Bush is another word for cunt,
What's Ashley?"
I can see that going down like a turd in a swimming pool.
Snappy tho
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Should of been the case from the start but better late then never.
Sitting down with supporter groups i presume he means NUSC? You know anything of this PP?
He's gonna have to find some wonder herb from the amazon to grow 6 inch thick skin to with with the members of NUSC.
Though if it means Wise removed and a bit of clarity this may be what we need.
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That subway was like Checkpoint Charlie in its symbolism.
Many a raid launched thru there.
Happy days.
equally , ran like a basser back thru it to safe ground many a time, Burradon Bamps in hot pursuit
BAB
I was never into that sort of thing much like. Apart from the running away from the big kids bit
The alliances were fucking hilarious like. Iirc KAB were hand in glove with LBAB. Burradon, Annitsford and Dudley were all on the same side.
All allied against Shiremoor.
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That subway was like Checkpoint Charlie in its symbolism.
Many a raid launched thru there.
Happy days.
equally , ran like a basser back thru it to safe ground many a time, Burradon Bamps in hot pursuit
Kinnear needs heart bypass operation
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A cold shiver ran down my spine reading this post.....
If not El Tel, They'll try Big Ron, Tommy Docherty and it wouldn't surprise me if they dug Clough up to ask if he fancied a shot