Monkeys Fist

Thomas Brolin?

1. SJP (of Course) 2.Hadrians Wall 3.Battersea Power station 4.The Lloyds Building 5.Post Office(BT) Tower 6.Tyne Bridge 7.Forth Rail Bridge 8.York Minster 9.Sage Gateshead 10. Stonehenge can't be arsed with 20

Picks up in the 2nd half

Nah, you're thinking of the pus

do we have a large "fanny magnet" built under the pitch? There are ,of course ,thousands in the stands every game

The Historian- Elizabeth Kostova... re-works Dracula , brilliant. The Book of Lost Things- John Connolly Mr.Nice- Howard Marks... was lookingforward to this, turned out to be the most tedious waste of paper I'dcome across in a long time. AVOID

Aye me too. Pain in the ring

Justin Fashanu on Claude Makelele

Glenn roeder says " Glenn Roeder at this time wouldn't touch the job with Glenn Roeder's"

John Macnamee... according to my old man.

If Muslims did drink, would they get "Mullah-ed"

More likely they'll " bring in someone temporarily to steady the ship" to replace the guy they " brought in temporarily to steady the ship". It's like when you place two mirrors opposite each other- just keeps going on and diminishing for ever.

get well Jfk, you radge owld fecker. Any confirmation yet that he's away?

Some dutch in your voice there like, you been knocking about with Van Basten again? He's SHteve Mclaren, man

Nufc announce Alan Sugar as new manager- Tyne Bridge collapses under weight of Geordies rushing to jump off it.

A cold shiver ran down my spine reading this post..... If not El Tel, They'll try Big Ron, Tommy Docherty and it wouldn't surprise me if they dug Clough up to ask if he fancied a shot Or get Michael Sheen in Fuck's sake man, don't give them ideas- Ricky Tomlinson/ mike bassett!!!!!!!

Mate asked a bird, who was sitting with her mates, for a dance in a club She says" No, I'm fussy who i dance with ,sorry" mate replied " As you can see pet, I'm not"

A cold shiver ran down my spine reading this post..... If not El Tel, They'll try Big Ron, Tommy Docherty and it wouldn't surprise me if they dug Clough up to ask if he fancied a shot

Perfume by Patrick Suskind.. One of the most bizarre and brilliant books I've read.

You'll have to post that again mate, Can't make out your accent

And the award for "Not reading the rest of the thread goes to.........." I reckon Southgate willl be long gone before Addams gets .............. er ( what odds on him arriving in NE1 anytime soon?)

" That's It! I'm never speaking to Kinnear again! Can I go to wigan?"

Guaranteed injury next week then - S.taylor stand on his foot in training or summinck