Monkeys Fist

....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think? I'm a god-parent twice over already. I don't take atheism or religion seriously enough to refuse....and it never stopped the people from asking me. I probably live my life pretty close to what the bible would advocate I just don't do so out of a selfish desire to protect myself in an imaginary afterlife. These people who make a point of not joining in during a church service wind me up though. fairy snuff

Is that Ant or Dec?

....... and you an Atheist! What will the children think?

Cheers CT

Stevie's gonna feckin lurve you.

There must be something in the water lads- Mrs.Fist told me this morning that chimp #2 is on the way

Is Whitley Bay a hot spot for crack cocaine use or something???? Fuckin Liverpool. In all of the Premiership years the ONLY time they can be heard is when they're winning. Again I'd put them in the shittest 10, they're the most cringeworthy bunch of the lot. "Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city", he must be the only cunt that does. Man Utd, Leeds and West Ham have been the best three. I could agree with that. The Ventspils' 3 fans were pure class, they even brought a massive banner with them, and Level 7 had abit banter with them. I remember one of our lot ran over to them at the end. Coppers started legging it towards him, only fir him to whip his shirt off, give them all a man hug and wander back to his mates.

It's emerged Ronan Keating was present on the last night out. He tried to wake him but, he said nothing at all.

Depending on how many are in your group, have you considered a 7 seater taxi? Not as ridiculous as it first sounds. Get a fixed price, ok the beers, and when you split the fare it usually works out pretty reasonable.

Correct x2

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8301187.stm Deadzone. Bit of a bummer.

Am I missing something ? I thought this was the funny pictures thread ? Welcome to the laugh a minute world of KD

You didn't then? tbh Im not sure. Peaspud may know better how it was done whether it was by email or a meeting. The fact that so few voted makes me doubt it was an email, but pud will no better. It also wasn't a great issue at the time as I think most people at the time thought club ownership was a misty eyed dream as it is elsewhere in top uk clubs. Bearing in mind it's only severa weeks since Graham Roberts first arrived on the scene touting this pension plan , I do think Nust has jump on board this one issue very quickly. In a week where keegan was cleared and the regime was once again found to be lying I would have liked to have seen the leaders of nusc lining up and reciting happy faces scroll of shame rather than this yes you can campaign and 20 million worth of "pledges". Did the committe have a vote to go down this pension road, is there one person pushing it or was it unamimous? I don't really see the big deal with a bit of openess and debate. thought not. Kind of kills your argument, no?

Those three lads that turned up a few years from (?) Ventspils(?) deserve a mention.

Yes, but the result is the same. I have fingers like pigs tits and find typing on the iPhone so much easier than on button press phones.

You didn't then?

(ahem) so does the iPhone

Out of interest CT, which way did you vote?

Congratulations

If Hova is Jesus , can his accounts not be merged to Hovis? Or Jehova.

Obagol used to be dotbum iirc. fuck me, head's spinning "I'm Spartacus!"

and we all know Dennis never tells porkies, does he?

Just finished watching The Departed. His accent is woeful in it.