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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Why didn’t she pop in for a pint? Too soon?
  2. The Jehovahs Witnesses believe/d that only 440,000, (or 44,000 ), souls could get in to Heaven. Once their membership passed that number, they sharp changed it.
  3. I’m surprised Derek hasn’t made an effort to communicate from The Other Side. It’s almost like he was a total charlatan and when you’re dead, you’re done. Also. Fake or not, it cracks me up.
  4. “ Hey Kathy! Get tae fuck ye mad owld roaster!” PL’s dad, probably
  5. “ I am Dazzlers Gut. I consist of millions of nerve cells, billions of bacteria, a turd storage area, and provide intuition regarding footballer’s injuries. “
  6. Thank fuck for that- this dodgy cunt had just awwived in the yard
  7. I did a bit of roadie-ing for a mate who was in a mildly successful Metal band way back when - Tysondog. Absolute shite But it was fun, I think.
  8. Aye. 1999 was 24 years ago. Not many current gaffers, other our fwiend, with a managerial career longer than that.
  9. Wasn’t managing in the PL in the 1990s His first job was PNE in 98 until 02. He is also a totally asexual entity.
  10. I like how they’re arranged in order of height ( and relevance)
  11. Would I be cowwect in thinking its a singular list of the alleged wapist?
  12. How can you dispute it if you didn’t see it with your own eyes? Worth thinking about …
  13. Just to piss Renton off a bit, when I was nuts deep in French clunge , the nearest Vietnamese served sake in little clay cups which had a lens in the bottom. When you took a drink you’d see the lens, look at it, and be confronted by a picture in the base of a full on, split-beaver, oriental lady of loose morals. Do this with Ms. Squelch and I’ll buy one.
  14. Don’t beat yourself up man, it wasn’t all fun and flange, I had work to do too.* *. It was. I didn’t.
  15. One of the greatest tragedies of Hefner’s will was that his tape of Dolly “enjoying herself” at the Playboy mansion went in a box to the bottom of the Pacific, along with other, now lost, treasures.
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