Monkeys Fist

She’s not even outside.

And now Pob, sensing an upcoming leadership challenge, paints himself as a “decent bloke” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65941549 Time for a revolution, with medieval weapons.

As enraging as that is, you’d also be looking to swerve out of it within seconds if you were there. Was the ginger jumper tit dancing or practicing his ninjitsu?

Kids are such creative fucking idiots

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-players-with-england-potential.1609656/ What fucking planet are they on, man?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/phillipsy.1609673/

Well, I was looking forward to revisiting some of my favourite songs by them. Shot in the Back Chocolate Box Too Much Drop the Boy to name just a few. Disappointed

Watch episode 1 of the new Black Mirror. You’ll love it.

I’d be painting my windows white and putting the sleeping bags in the cupboard under the stairs if that happened- I reckon we’d be in the Fewmout zone at least, if not the direct blast.

Wharra bewt Wor Paolo, Marra? FTM, fewm, shit outside etc

Fyp

It’s also how stoned villa fans say they’re hungry.

I’m off this weekend so I’ll be making time to study the remarkable “acting” talents of Salma in the new Black Mirror. Without spoiling it, I expect True Geordie to be watching with his pants round his ankles as she delivers the line ”Doesn't my asshole have any rights?” What a time to be alive.

Je le ferais absolument.

For next time

It’s happened- no destruction, no video. I am disappoint. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65926381

It’s a matter of taste.

I tried watching The Mindy Project last week and ended up losing 3 days to the resultant hangover.