Monkeys Fist

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus. Artisticus, shirley? Not according to Mr. Dury , "I wiggle when I piddle as my middle is a riddle I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus" Genius

fuckin hell, sketchy Three men walk into a bar. There's a Mackem, a Priest, and a Paedophile. The other two blokes weren't much better. Coats on!

I'm Spartacus... No im sparticus Oh, go on then ...... I'm Spasticus Autisticus.

Bloody Hell! Bet the little bugger is loving it! He still up there?

So, Redheugh is Dilbert/Sheard, Hova is Jesus/Jehova/Thompers/Lee Christmas Tree is a mentally ill Fop-a-like onanist. Kid Dynamite is J69 Anyone else got Multiple Personality Disorder?

Aye, it's a coffee-spitter

Extreme pic-nicing

Fucking Hell!

Women cry more than men, and for longer, study finds Last Updated: 9:46AM BST 15/10/2009 Women cry more often than men, for longer - and in a more dramatic fashion, a German study has found. According to the German Society of Ophthalmology, which has collated different scientific studies on the phenomenon, women shed tears on average between 30 and 64 times a year whereas men cry just six to 17 times during the same period. Men tend to cry for between two and four minutes, but for women, sessions last around six minutes. And weeping turns into full-blown sobbing for women in 65 per cent of cases, compared to just six per cent for males. Until adolescence, however, there is no difference. Up until 13, boys and girls turn on the waterworks the same amount, "showing that blubbing because of joy, sadness or anger is something that is learned," researchers concluded. The reasons for bawling differ too, the paper found. Women cry when they feel inadequate, when they are confronted by situations that are difficult to resolve or when they remember past events. Men, meanwhile, tend to cry from empathy or when a relationship fails. The function of weeping remains something of a mystery, however, and researchers continue to have doubts over its cathartic or relaxing effects.

At least it stops him talking to his passengers. or posting in the takeover thread Touché

At least it stops him talking to his passengers.

"fans lap Fanni's skills in the box"?

*but curses motion sensor*

if it's a love fest then there is only one; Head Over Heels In Love- Kevin Keegan

with cool personalised number plate, don't forget. JE5 U5. Traded in the Astra for a Chariot of Fire.

Priapism might be embarrassing in front of 150 people like

Do not under any circumstances use Local feckin Hero. I will hunt you down and piss in your eyes if you do

Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division Great Gig in the Sky- Pink Floyd Ever Fallen in Love- Buzzcocks Stay With Me- The Faces

"Personal Hova"