Monkeys Fist
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Wacky post-wedding night
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Me Julie
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At my age its called Alzheimers!As for being racist,never have been,never will be.
By the way Danny B,have they let Ledley out Yet?
Yep hes out and you have my word that if he ends up being charged and convicted of abh I'll eat my own shit.
to save us reading it?
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Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.
Viduka's fucked then.
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oh aye, he's hardcore, but by the rules mother fucker!
made me chuckle that article, the bits Tooj picked out were the bits I was going to mention, also stupid little things like how many sugars Keegan takes.
I was initially surprised about what she said on Robson, but I guess after thinking about it, it makes sense. He strikes me as a focussed fella, unless there's doors around.
Fuck. Cup of soup on my monitor.
So long as you didn't get any on that lovely Oak venneer, real oak mind....
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Went to the Doc's with a runny nose, worried it was Pig Cold,
He said " S'nowt"
I'll leave now....
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Think I might have it- started coming out in rashers.
* just read recent smeeeeeagain post......
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Ow, me necks gone!
2J has to put some "cheermeupgoals" to this tune
got me iphone on shuffle
after Riff Raff it's come up with this.......
ridiculous to the sublime.
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Ow, me necks gone!
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In the spirit of socialism, shouldn't this have been a poll?
followed by endless commitee meetings
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fucking none of 'em, spineless twats.
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to embed a spuds video
put jelliedeels in these ---> [ ] followed by the bit after v= then close the tage with /
in these --->[ ]FYP Daniel
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How do Lackie, welcome aboard
god help you, mind
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post of the month/season there mate.
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Just for Danny B......
*Wanker that he is.......*
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Beat Fulham beat Boro draw with Villa ....nae bother
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Just back, we're effectively down, I'm gutted. This is what optimism does to you, I had foolishly led myself to believe we could capitalise on this weekend's other results.
The worst thing for me was the last 20 minutes or so when we simply gave up. Shearer has done his best but has inherited a bunch of gutless twats imo. During the last few minutes, it seemed our entire team was hiding, not one of these over-paid mercenaries wanted the ball. Bunch of cowardly cunts the lot of them, they deserve to go down, we don't deserve this though.
Oh and admin, do the sensible thing and ban that wind up merchant cunt Danny B now or I fear your readership will drop significantly. That twat will still be gloating over us in the Championship for whatever his reason is, just get rid of him.
excellent post
ditto
double ditto
*Beth?*
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I picked the wrong season to give up jellies.
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Make Owen an impact sub, Viduka and Martins upfront in a 4 - 4 - 2.
An impact sub must make an impact- something sadly lacking from Mr.O for a while.
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What boils my piss is that 90% of those responsible for the shit state we're in have either already gone, or will be dust on the horizon if/when we do drop, leaving us daft bastards licking our wounds and kicking the dog.
WANKERS ALL!
rant over - piss still scalding
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Pompey came to spoil, not to win.
and they did, time wasting, cheating cunts.
We didn't expect anything different though. It's the lack of fight in the second half that disappointed me.
This...... all fuckin season
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you will never see as corrupt cunt of a referee as howard webb tonight.
It became an embarrassing toward the end.
I have a vague memory as a child of my old man writing a letter to the fa about how decisions always go the way of man utd at OT.
The fans are such plastic idiots as well. Massive collapse today.
Word Association game.
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6ft plod