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  1. I can never decide which nickname I prefer for him, Tortoise Shambles or Titfuck Bumble. Probably the latter, it's a more apt description of his attributes. Great defender 99% of the time, but that when that 1% happens...

    Tripod Bramble which ties in with what Stevie was saying.

     

     

    I wouldn't want to give him the credit, even if it is true. Tadpole Bramble?

    Always been Bubba for me

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    Bubba from Forest Gump

  2. well, you commented on others "education".......and mine is none of yours, but I'm not impressed with your spelling.......nor your absurd brainwashed views

     

    Cheers Enoch, but I'm sure I'll cope :D

     

     

    ok Patel

     

    Does your xenophobia stretch to Hinduism now?

     

    The use of the name Patel has been discussed. You really are totally brainwashed, xenophobia !! :jesuswept: Typical hand wringer no nowt.

    Know nowt, Shirley

     

     

    ok mohammed. What are you studying at school tomorrow :P

    English- you should try it sometime. Expand your life experience.

  3. Fop baiter. :D

    You have to admit; at that, he is the master

    To the point Fop vapourised in a fit of Alex induced apoplexy?

     

    What happened to Fop?

    Leazes went off on his crusade again and Peasepud didn't feel the need to have asecret identity any more. Fop wasn't the poster we wanted, he was the poster we deserved

    ok.... :jesuswept:

     

     

     

    it's ten to midnight- can i have that in english? :P

  4. Aye, nobody does Shakespeare at school like. :jesuswept:

     

    I wish they didn't - I was forced to suffer it though in fairness out of the 3 things we did for 'O' level it was the least shit behind Chaucer and fucking Dickens.

    :P

    B&Q just don't compare man.

  5. Serioulsy lads all american sports are shit.

    Goes without saying and anyone who GENUINELY likes them is a total cunt by definition. No one can enjoy them surely?? Saying you enjoy that is like you enjoy getting your teeth pulled out without anaesthetic.

     

     

    Goes without saying. Infact some Uni or other should do research into the saddo's who watch this shit...Probably some kind of syndrome or other.. :jesuswept:

    I bet there's a higher percentage of paedo's watch them than those who don't. Convinced of it. Wrong uns.

     

    :P ...now you're just takin the piss

     

    I'm with you on the "american" sports but don't mess with ice hockey alright......it's brilliant and if you aren't a fan you just haven't watched enough.

    Puffs :D

  6. It's working, I can make calls, and receive them, but the screen is all dark colours and indecipherable lines. I have about 1200 saved texts and maybe 300 numbers and I need em all. Is there anyway of fixing this phone?

     

    what kind of phone is it Stevie?

     

    my nokia came with software and a cable so i could attach it to the computer and read and transfer everything onto the hard drive.

    It's my work mobile but there's personal stuff on there I don't want anyone knowing about at work, so I want to get the cunt off etc If I knew a shop in the top that could help me I'd just pay to have it fixed.

     

    I aint got a cable for it, but my mate reckons his will work on mines.

     

    It's a standard Nokia 6300.

    :jesuswept::P

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  7. well, you commented on others "education".......and mine is none of yours, but I'm not impressed with your spelling.......nor your absurd brainwashed views

     

    Cheers Enoch, but I'm sure I'll cope :P

     

     

    ok Patel

     

    Does your xenophobia stretch to Hinduism now?

     

    The use of the name Patel has been discussed. You really are totally brainwashed, xenophobia !! :jesuswept: Typical hand wringer no nowt.

    Know nowt, Shirley

  8. Some fucker pick on the corner shops and lets get back to some BNP true ground

     

     

    if that lady in your avatar had owt to do with it we wouldn't have so much of a problem, rather than those left wing brainwashed do gooders in the Labour Leadership

    With any luck the evil old bitch will die this year :jesuswept:

  9. There is a river running under Grey St. and Dean St. called the Lort Burn. This is Old English for "Shit Burn".

    A bridge which crossed the burn still exists under Grey St. As it was simply incorporated when the burn was culverted.

    It is where High Bridge crosses Grey St. hence the name.

    I've a photo of it somewhere. Will see if I can dig it out later.

  10. Renaming of the stadium I can deal with. Relegation I can deal with. Joe Kinnear I can deal with. Screwing up every transfer window I can deal with. Lying to the fans I can deal with. But only winning 5-1, when it should've been 5-0? Ashley has got to go.

    Right lads no offence but you really are rippin the arse of this thing?

    :D:icon_lol::wub:

     

    what is an egg?

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    ;)

     

     

    (hope one of those identical chickens is a cockerel mind)

  11. Renaming of the stadium I can deal with. Relegation I can deal with. Joe Kinnear I can deal with. Screwing up every transfer window I can deal with. Lying to the fans I can deal with. But only winning 5-1, when it should've been 5-0? Ashley has got to go.

    Right lads no offence but you really are rippin the arse of this thing?

    ;):D:icon_lol:

     

    what is an egg?

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