Monkeys Fist
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Steve Harper is shite btw. New keeper required in the summer.
We could do better but we could also do a lot, lot worse, it's hardly the first area we need to strengthen in.
x2
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Aah, should be tatooed on the chest of every child born in the RVI
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Caption competition. Go.
My precious, Gollum loves the Goalses, yeees he does
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3 - 1 to us.
There will be the inevitable thuggish 'tackles' going in on our players by their shaven-headed neanderthals, so I hope the ref gives them the necessary treatment. The last thing we need is a weak ref who wont punish their usual fouling.
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This is getting framed
you should frame this one instead...
Fuck it.Both are going up
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What a game!!! I think I woke up my neighbour when martins scored...
:nufc: :nufc: Wa Hey..... Geordies in India
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This is getting framed
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Fucking Superb.
Martins...... mystery, wrapped in a conundrum, sealed in an enigma.
But who cares
Get in ya wee bastid.
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*switches on eternal optimist mode*
2-1
Beye header 38 mins
Owen Arse deflection 64 mins
theirs by K.D. Fiddler 82 mins, just to make us shite it for the whistle.
Out with a fist inj apparently.
I never touched him Officer.....
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*switches on eternal optimist mode*
2-1
Beye header 38 mins
Owen Arse deflection 64 mins
theirs by K.D. Fiddler 82 mins, just to make us shite it for the whistle.
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Shearers tactics for the remaining games
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Polanski - fucking scum.
should be fucking tortured everyday for the rest of his life.
and the bastards who've supported him are no better than he is.
nonce
I'm sure you have no clue of the details of his 'misadventure'.
I am glad you think fucking a 13 year old girl up the arse is just a misadventure.
It is if he was aiming for the front bum!
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New Spartacus inspired game;
I'M SOCCERMOM!
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In a more moderate re-phrasing of what Fish says Soccermom, people's online personas do often adjust over time so if you were inclined to 'tone it down a bit' then that's no sign of weakness. Don't feel the need to keep up the smut simply for appearances sake-you may even get more out of the place as a result.
You're obviously in the minority on here posting as a lass so I know the responses you'll get to posts will be different on balance to what lads come up against, but once you realise most* posters aren't actually interested in getting in your knickers then you might see the place differently.
*Beware of Fish though, he definitely is trying to get into your knickers.
I'm amazed ANYONE with a degree of intelligence still believes Soccermom could be a lass.
Men usually arent that bitchy. Well, as a rule anyway.
Maybe they're women, masquerading as blokes?
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Even with a 100% slut quota, I'd rather eat my own head.
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What will you be doing tonight?
We're not going to lose, I'm totally relaxed about it, Boro are shit IF we do lose we deserve to be relegated twice straight in to League One. We'll win 1-0 tonight and it will be comfortable. Can't believe it's not sold out, telly or not.
Like a rapier blade of clarity, stevie nails it again
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In a team doing well he would be a class defender. You have to question his appetite for a relegation fight.
You evidently haven't witnessed him at close quarters... he's absolutely gash man!
Before he came to you he was one of the most highly rated young defenders in the world.
Bassong on the other hand, no one had heard of. Weird how things work out.
young? he's27-8 is he not?
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wining- verbally and of the grape juice variety
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I cant imagine how nervous I would be today, if I was a geordie fan.
All things come to those who bait.....
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retentive
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nutcracker
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i fell ower
Newcastle United 3-1 Boro, full time.
in Newcastle Forum
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He's recoiling in horror at the Alien baby emerging from the smog shirt sleeve