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    Scum

    in Newcastle Forum

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    Another prick who is after sanitising football.

     

    Better lock up all the Toon fans calling mido a shoe bomber too, fuck it all those songs Man utd fans sing about Park are a bit edgy, better stop that too.

     

    In fact, those refs get a bit of abuse.....better ban that.

     

    In fact swearing full stop, standings a risk.

     

    Better weed out the drinking too.

     

    Too many people having fun....better get rid of that.

     

    Just the racists and Homophobes thanks :razz:

    "coming over here, stealing our men."

    Newcastle United vs Fulham

    in Newcastle Forum

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    Gutted i can't go to this game. At a mates bloody wedding in Edinburgh and the thing starts at 15:00.

     

    Found a way of streaming Radio Newcastle over the internet and listening on my phone, but my other half isnt impressed with the thought of me in church with earphones on and of course there is a slight moral issue :rolleyes:

     

    This is why I planned my wedding for the international weekend in October :razz: If I'm not happy about missing a match for my own wedding, it seems unfair to inflict it upon the guests too.

     

    As for the game, I'd go same as Monday night. I doubt Jonas could be quite as bad again, and I think Lovenkrands is a better option coming on when the opposition are tiring. Oba didn't look fit on Monday so it's too much of a risk to start him.

     

    My fiancee did the same thing.. we planned the wedding the weekend after the season ends. She is just worried what state of mind I will be in if we happen to get relegated... the pictures would look horrible with that depressed look on my face

    She'll enjoy her "wedding night" if we stay up tho :P

     

    Regarding the game- if it ain't broke....... same start as smogs

     

    :wank:

    Better than last Monday night! :P

    :wank: Aye, Mrs.Fist has suddenly taken an interest in the last two games :wank:

    Newcastle United vs Fulham

    in Newcastle Forum

    Posted · Edited by Monkeys Fist

    Gutted i can't go to this game. At a mates bloody wedding in Edinburgh and the thing starts at 15:00.

     

    Found a way of streaming Radio Newcastle over the internet and listening on my phone, but my other half isnt impressed with the thought of me in church with earphones on and of course there is a slight moral issue :P

     

    This is why I planned my wedding for the international weekend in October :razz: If I'm not happy about missing a match for my own wedding, it seems unfair to inflict it upon the guests too.

     

    As for the game, I'd go same as Monday night. I doubt Jonas could be quite as bad again, and I think Lovenkrands is a better option coming on when the opposition are tiring. Oba didn't look fit on Monday so it's too much of a risk to start him.

     

    My fiancee did the same thing.. we planned the wedding the weekend after the season ends. She is just worried what state of mind I will be in if we happen to get relegated... the pictures would look horrible with that depressed look on my face

    She'll enjoy her "wedding night" if we stay up tho :rolleyes:

     

    Regarding the game- if it ain't broke....... same start as smogs

    Weekend

    in General Chat

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    was about to start a "what are you up to this weekend" thread

     

    obviously football looms large but there is a whole morning and another day of it to kill too

     

    myself I will be sorting my playoff final tickets out first thing tomorrow morning and doing a couple of job apps before settling down (nervously) for football in the aft

     

    Sunday I'm going airsoft skirmishing with my brother in law which I can't fucking wait for :P

    Isn't that " lady" paintball? :P:rolleyes:

     

    400-500 fps BBs v balls of paint

     

    I'm gunna get caned btw my brother in law n his pals are all ex army :wank:

     

    Airsoft uses non-metallic pellets. Definitely not BB!

     

    depends on the place, there are various rules in place but they are generally ignored to an extent

     

    the no headshot rule for instance, doesn't really work with snipers who are also using heavier BBs(or pellets) to give truer aim

     

    the crux of the matter being that I'm going to be slaughtered but am still very much looking forward to sunday

    Big Girl's Blouse :razz:

    Weekend

    in General Chat

    Posted

    was about to start a "what are you up to this weekend" thread

     

    obviously football looms large but there is a whole morning and another day of it to kill too

     

    myself I will be sorting my playoff final tickets out first thing tomorrow morning and doing a couple of job apps before settling down (nervously) for football in the aft

     

    Sunday I'm going airsoft skirmishing with my brother in law which I can't fucking wait for :rolleyes:

    Isn't that " lady" paintball? :razz::P

    Ant & Dec @ The Match.

    in Newcastle Forum

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    Chas & Dave- awful

     

    Richard Pissing Littlejohn- :D

     

    but f*cking hell man , If we're looking for the twat of twats amongst Spuds fans it's got to be.......

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    DANNY B

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