Monkeys Fist

can I rub you a bit? Aye, if it means we get a win! get the vaseline you sex machine Bugger... so much for that idea! that's sand in the lube tube.

fuckin wankers- kishinishvilli or whatever he's called at fault again.

can I rub you a bit? Aye, if it means we get a win! get the vaseline you sex machine

putting a few attacks together now

sent off again? 5 yellows - 1 match ban

can I rub you a bit?

c'mon you big ugly scouse cunt, lets have two?

nolan 1-1 you beauty

toon having a spell

harewood on, geremi off

no

a snip at £80 million

two identical defensive cock ups in a minute- 1-0

blunty put, no mate. they have just fuckin scored as i type! cunts

Radio Newcastle?

I was 9! Way to make me feel old! Wait... I am old. I'll take the same score tonight

Redheugh misread CTs " I'd do anything for anil" post and is bombarding him with cash for bumsecks messages.

never forget the crack in town after the game that night. Even the doormen were smiling. Magical but long gone now.

Mick Lowes just mentioned that 13 years ago today, we humped Manure 5-0. Cheers Mick, just the ticket that like.

Superb post there mate. Instant Gold mods?

I assumed 15 was nearer your age the way you go on tbh Utterly predictable, hugely ironic. What a gem keep em coming Kiddo.

Isn't it usual for teams to up their game for new managers? Therefore 6-0 to us

Look, some folk on here know me, and know I work a lot in India. Some people I know over here have been insistent that Anil Ambani is ready to make a bid. I told them (on numerous occasions) to stop trying to wind me up, but they keep coming back with the same story. Just saying, like. CT, pull over before you crash! I would do anything for anil. Anything?

I've got a spare Guinea Bissau going cheap if you're interested?