Monkeys Fist
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xTT 2.0
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Are you wearing waterproof’s and walking boots?
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The pair of them on that show are absolute strap-ons.
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It’s very strange isn’t it, I was under the impression that Northumberland was brimful of MLF’s, according to them.
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I woke up suddenly last night , screaming “ Jesus tittyfucking Christ! My arsehole’s on fire!!” Mrs. F. said “ Ring Sting?” I said, through clenched teeth ” Ok, what’s his number?”
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I don’t beleaf you.
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Clucking Bell!
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This is exactly the answer I’d expected from sheeple like you. 😉
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You’d think the denpressure would have stopped it falling.
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Have you noticed the Creature from the Black Lagoon in this?
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What’s needled you?
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Drove down Osbourne Road this afternoon and I was reminded of that bloke that designed the fjords in Norway. Absolute Sluttyblartfest.
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The irony being, as I’ve already noted, Newcastle council have never had to ask us to stop shitting in the streets. -
If I want your opineion I’ll ash for it.
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Yo ma beech now!
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@wykikitoon
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I’d usually make a cutting remark, but you’ve put some graft in to that. Take a bough.
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My apologies- didn’t realise you were a Trekkie. May the Force be with you.
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Hagler let everyone know what was coming with his first shot. Lovely bloke, fucking beast in the ring.
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Must be tough over there in Hobbiton hearing Gandalf has gone. Thoughts, prayers and Po-tay-toes.
