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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Are you wearing waterproof’s and walking boots?
  2. The pair of them on that show are absolute strap-ons.
  3. It’s very strange isn’t it, I was under the impression that Northumberland was brimful of MLF’s, according to them.
  4. I woke up suddenly last night , screaming “ Jesus tittyfucking Christ! My arsehole’s on fire!!” Mrs. F. said “ Ring Sting?” I said, through clenched teeth ” Ok, what’s his number?”
  5. This is exactly the answer I’d expected from sheeple like you. 😉
  6. You’d think the denpressure would have stopped it falling.
  7. Have you noticed the Creature from the Black Lagoon in this?
  8. Drove down Osbourne Road this afternoon and I was reminded of that bloke that designed the fjords in Norway. Absolute Sluttyblartfest.
  9. The irony being, as I’ve already noted, Newcastle council have never had to ask us to stop shitting in the streets.
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