Monkeys Fist
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They speak your language …
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Well, this has got off to a flying start …
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2 minutes ago, ewerk said:
There’s a crossbow going cheap in Enfield if you fancy it.
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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:
We haven't had a good bit of message board bitching for a long old time.
Well, if you insist.
2 hours ago, sammynb said:Dougle, you know I'm not LTA, so no use carrying on like the mackem sister knicker sniffer you are.
Good luck with Ibrahim.
FYP.
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2 hours ago, Dazzler said:
Most likely an American who identifies as Italian because his great, great 'nonna' was from Italy and he has a vowel at the end of his surname.
Micky Smythe?
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I thought maybe this game deserves its own match thread?
Aside from score predictions …
… 5-0 obvs
I wondered if anyone would like to take a wild guess at our starting lineup?
Tricky, I know, but have a go.
Best I can guess is Pickford* in goal- beyond that , it’s anyone’s guess…
* Pickford has bought a pub in Pennywell, called it the Thalidomide’s Arms.
Giddup!
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3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:
Funny SMB
Why’s TRex stuck his arm in the air?
Classy, Marras, classy…
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Aye, chin up Renty Baby, reset the clock and go again.
Try not to beat yourself up too much, mate.
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You fucking beauty
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Well- if it’s level at 90 that’s as much as I’m seeing.
Off to graft so I’ll miss us going on on pelanties
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Kane off
Fastest he’s ran all night
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VAR for the offside.
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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:
30 years ago I'd have let her do open pants surgery on me.
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12 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
I Like watching paint dry.
New hobby?
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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
I fancied England pre-KO and they're doing ok but despite what J69 says that's never a penalty as long as I've got a hole in my arse.
How’s the colostomy coming along?
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One of the compromises of watching the match with Mrs F. is her patter.
Mrs- “Which England player would make the best drag queen?”
Me-“ Eh??”
Mrs- “Which England player would make the best drag queen???”
Me -“ Foden- absolute skank”
Mrs - “Agreed”
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1 minute ago, Dazzler said:
Father Jack there next to Den Perry.
Fyp
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Denzel Dumfries sounds like a minor character in Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
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Just now, Dazzler said:
Is it me, or is this actually really enjoyable? I think we've had to go for it as the Dutch will but it's worked so far.
England are way more positive than in any of the previous games.
Foden will get our next goal I reckon.
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2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:
The Dutch will be raging here, if that was given at the other end I'd be foaming.
They should’ve paid the ref more than us then, shouldn’t they?
Daft Sex twats
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52 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
Hope it’s not that PIF are pissed off not being able to spend and are selling up
43 minutes ago, Alex said:
It’s fucking feast with you
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7 minutes ago, NJS said:
Doesn't she have the gene marker for Huntingdon"s?
If it was me I'd take the cash and fuck off somewhere tropical to enjoy life while she can.
She was diagnosed with the full blown disease in 2013.
It wouldn’t surprise me if KCG is right, tbh.
Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)
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Why aren’t you supporting Scotla…
… oooh, awkward.