Monkeys Fist
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1 hour ago, Alex said:
Joe Bugner is still the reigning Australian heavyweight champion so I suppose I can understand their mistake
Was he fighting Crocodile Dundee?
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That being said, 0-5.
Double hat trick from the midfield powerhouse that is Jeff Hendrick
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For those of us who’s great grandad wasn’t on a prison ship, this match is actually on Sunday 15th Sept with a 16:30 kick off.
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1 minute ago, PaddockLad said:
It’d be interesting to compare Longy’s stats with Bruno’s for this half
Turncoat.
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BARNES!
Get in you fucking beauty
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Anyone got any interesting hydrology links for iPhone?
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17 minutes ago, sammynb said:
The Prodigy have just announced a tour here later in the year, so maybe not, he might have got the real gig.
As Alex said though, they are correct in their assessment of Oasis.
Young Ms. F. saw them at Leeds the other week.
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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Get the fuck out of the guitar thread with the puns.
Careful chaps, something’s struck a chord.
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38 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
Jinxy tight twat
Is that Gemmill trying to kick in Ms.Swift’s back doors?
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Give the lad a break- his lookalike work has dried up since 2019
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8 hours ago, Tom said:
Played a show in Dresden and it was 33°c
Definitely not the hottest it’s ever been there, mind.
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A young Orca is swimming with his dad and says
” Where did I come from Dad?”
Pa Orca says
” Well son, you came out of my penis and met one of your mother’s eggs, then grew in to you her belly.”
Kid O is impressed and says
“ Wow, thanks Dad!”
Pa says
“ You’re whale cum, son, you’re whale cum”
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Mate of mine is a maths teacher with a phobia of negative numbers.
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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This is next summer , the reunion tour?
What are the odds that they’ll have fallen out again by then and the whole thing is called off.
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29 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:
Lucy Porter was the young lady
Didn’t know that- but in that case, I don’t blame him.
Cracking Chebs
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8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:
He was a shit lecter though,
Maybe that’s why they only gave him 15 minutes?
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Cage has an Oscar too, fully deserved, for Leaving Las Vegas.
He’s done so many stinkers because I believe had a huge debt to the IRS, so took everything and churned them out, but he is/was a decent actor.
Hopkins is something else though- that film he did with Olivia Colman a while back where he played a father with dementia was incredible.
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2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:
What can I say- He was a bit of a role model to younger me…
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Hopkins won the Best Actor Oscar for Hannibal Lecter despite only being on screen for 15 minutes.
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14 minutes ago, Meenzer said:
Whereas they'd have left the women behind and got in the lifeboats with the kids.
And have been saved by a passing seaman throwing them spare red and white tops to stay warm.
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7 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
Unbelievable that it has a 6.9 on IMDBDoesn’t that put it in the Oscarworthy category chez CT?
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50 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
Longlegs. 0/10
This biggest steaming pile of shit I have ever had the misfortune to watch.
Avoid at all costs
This, and the presence of Nic Cage in the cast, are making me want to watch it
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Newcastle United vs Tottenham
in Newcastle Forum
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Can’t really blame her though- last few times she let it out she almost made enough to fix the lift at the SoS.