Monkeys Fist

Potato wedgies

That's gotta be annoying at Airports. ... eh? eh? eh? well one of mine is now the same stuff as fake tits are made from, although a little smaller, jesus could you imagine that? a fake tit hangin under your old man? nightmare Never again will I be able to covertly appraise a passing wench's "top bollocks" without an image of your scarred nutsack popping into my mind... Cheers Sandman

That's gotta be annoying at Airports. ... eh? eh? eh?

Top Drawer Sandman- thoroughly engrossing post that. I've always told anyone who'd listen we snowboarders have balls of steel.

Is that David Trimble - 2nd row far right?

Which one?

Like an old 78 vinyl? Thick, Black and Fragile.

Depends on the midfield anyway, If they bang crosses into the box, and Strolla manages to get in the way of them, given his woeful 1st touch there's a 50/50 chance it might go in.... No midfield, no Strolla goals. So currently, not a f*ckin hope in hell.

Is his Deputy Bill Stickersbouquet?

didn't know he was from Teeside mind.

If anyone deserves a State Funeral, this man does. If for no other reason than to remind the current generations of the enormous sacrifices made by his. RIP a true Brit.

Poetry that like, Billy.

Fuck me, I thought that was a Brazilian slum on a cloudy day! Fully aware I am probably going to make a complete tit of myself here but that isn't really Sunderland is it? Downhill I think. Can you see the yellow striped shirt on the balcony? Can you see the mackem cunt to the left of it? has FF monogrammed on his hoodie.

:icon_lol: morbid get

Humanist ceremonies are pretty flexible, and non religious. My choice when I peg it.

TBH its a bit upmarket for sunderland.

I know its a bit morbid, but has anyone picked their "funeral songs"? I had to organise a funeral a while back, and no instructions or wishes had been left- made it tricky picking appropriate stuff. It got the family talking and we all made our "final wishes" known including music to be played at the planting. You're allowed 4 ( in the Humanist service) 1) The Welcome- as people come into the crem/ church/ etc 2) The Reflection- played while people have private reflections/ prayer/ whatever 3) The Commital- into the fire so to speak 4) Goodbye- as people leave Mine are currently 1) So What - Miles Davis 2) Nimrod - Enigma Variations Elgar 3) Thickfreakness- The Black Keys 4) Born Slippy- Underworld Anyone fancy posting your 4 ( you never know )

Fuck me, I thought that was a Brazilian slum on a cloudy day! Fully aware I am probably going to make a complete tit of myself here but that isn't really Sunderland is it? Downhill I think.

Sad excuse for a post, especially from a moderator You're going to find it near impossible to take the piss back, its now July 17th and you still have no new owner, no manager in place, and a group of demoralized players on inflated wages who are eager to jump ship, and an alleged rumor (from nufc-forum.com) that you're going to go into administration in 9 days (not saying I 100% believe that). Your club is well and truly fucked in total if you think about it. You can sit and "laugh" at us for likely failing to sign Peter Crouch, but what you fail to realise is that at least we have the funds to aim for a player like him now and at least we can get him up to talk to you. Crouch is not a world class player, but he's about 10 times above your level now (not just by his height either). The type of player which about is your level now, is the type of player which we are eager to ship out of our team and move on from. By the time you return to the premiership (that's if you ever do), you will be on the wrong side of a large gulf in quality in comparison to us. That gulf acting on your behalf previously which has been the principal cause of you beating us several times such as the games in 1996, 2006, 2008, etc. Secondly city of sunderland isn't "nothing" as you seem to describe it as, of course its nothing compared to the bright lights of London and the south and isn't exactly amongst the "elite" of cities in the UK, and isn't quite as good as Newcastle (though that isn't the argument). For "nothing in its own right" it will have a world heritage site by 2010, a 7th century building where education and the rebirth of learning in england began. There is also a £180 million agreement in place to build the tallest building in the region which will also be bigger than anything Scotland. A new quality shopping centre will be joining this tower, then there's the Hilton Hotel to be built this year (something newcastle doesn't have for those who claim Gatesheads assets as their own). There's also money from the government into building the tallest bridge in the United Kingdom in Sunderland. Then HM Court services are funding a new court and law complex in the city centre (which was announced today). A nothing city also isn't tied with Washington D.C, Essen, nanjing and Harbin, is it? As for what it currently has, it also has the largest theatre venue in the Northeast, and the only one which can stage west end shows. It has a rapidly improving and expanding modern university, which yet another £75 million campus is almost completed along with new funds to recruit some of the finest software lecturers and professors in the country. Mowbray park was also voted "the best city park in Britain" last year, beating even Hyde park (much to my suprise though). You should also look at the regeneration they done in Sunniside, a new conference centre, an expensive new art and music facility, new apartments and the rejuvanted modern gardens. Plus there's the most important thing of all, a rapidly improving premier league football team Sunderland's economy has increased by 83% from 1995, which is far above the national average growth and is very impressive for a city which only gained status in 1992. Hardly "nothing" is it? Sunderland may be inferior to Newcastle but it isn't nothing in total. Due to a recent city status its never developed as much as the others, but it will eventually overtake them as it's heading in the right direction. Though its no suprise why a player would choose London over Sunderland, I think a player would choose London over any city though in the long run, and if sunderland is so close to this almighty city of "Newcastle" (which bare it in mind claims half of Gatesheads attractions as it's own), why can't the players just all enjoy the mights of this nearby newcastle instead and have no problem moving to Sunderland? FTM Ooh petal, aren't we in a mood? What's wrong, frustrated, Sis on her rags? You can bang on about new building projects* and economic growth- means nowt. As long as the Neanderthal natives measure everything they do against their superior neighbours (and you all do,admit it), you'll always be a nothing town. * The National Glass Centre, anyone been? :icon_lol: The double glazing showroom on Norham road is more impressive. Oh, and when you've been in the top flight for 10 years continuously, then come on here and shout about Premiership credentials. til then, vado refero vestri.

Boutros Boutros Galli , innit?

Lashing it in NE today like. Coolio

Congrats Zathras and Mrs.Z.