Monkeys Fist

Will another goal put us above the Smogs on GD?

Only seventeen more and we have our 20 goal a season man. I am speechless.

Barman, a pint of what that big black gangly Twat is drinking please

Les or Franz?

Is it my raddled brain playing tricks, or has he had a hat trick for us before? ( I know, I know )

Well, 2 from Pele. I do believe I will have eat my own head in disbelief. C'mon!

Edgy 2-1 to Mags. Carroll & Ranger. And before anyone starts...... I know! Ashley can destroy my club but not my dreams. Cunt

Get Dutty Custard on from the start instead of Strola. God knows he's gonna need the experience( if we don't sell the fucker that is ).

What happens if Big Mike dies? Does his kid get the club? He better not have left it to Dennis Wise. some poor fecker has a very very large hole to dig.

Of course you are the only ones who care about Newcastle because you spend your lives at your computer typing drivel on messageboars - I drop into these forums every so often to see if anything interesting is being said but very rarely contribute because I don't feel I need to - despite not contributing I have "died a thousand deaths" same as you lot on most days of the 40 years I have been going to SJP as has my dad who has been going 60 years and my mates and my brothers who have been going 20 / 30 or 40 years same as me but they don't access the messageboards at all (so obviously aren't "real" fans and aren't that bothered about Newcastle) - difference is we don't need these message boards in our lives because we actually get out of houses and talk to real people about the comings & goings at Newcastle - look out of your windows and you will see some of these real people walking past Get a life lads you aren't the only ones who are real fans You out the house when you posted this? Read the post properly muppet - I drop in every now and again, I don't spend ALL or even a large percentage of my time on these forums the way some people do judging by the number of posts that they put on but I do spend time in my house and a little bit of that time is spent on the computer because I am interested in what is happening at NUFC My point was that not all real fans spend all day on these sort of forums but the ones on the forums now seem to consider themselves to be the only real fans (judging by Christmas Tree's post) - ALL Newcastle fans that I know take an active interest in what's happening with the club, some choose to spend their time talking face to face with other Newcastle fans, some choose to take an active role in organisations like NUSC or get involved via the fanzines and others choose to post on forums - the difference between them is how they express their interest, what they have in common is that they want whats best for Newcastle United For someone to come on to a forum and state that "Yes, the majority will go on Saturday, enjoy a pint, enjoy a pie, watch the game and not take much notice of the directors box" is complete bollocks and does a disservice to the ones who go onto forums and post intelligent comments because they get lumped in with the tossers who post shite like Christmas Tree I might pop back in a couple of days to see what sort of abuse I get for questioning that forum posters are the only real fans Ooh, can't wait Kermit. ...... and you call me muppet!

Of course you are the only ones who care about Newcastle because you spend your lives at your computer typing drivel on messageboars - I drop into these forums every so often to see if anything interesting is being said but very rarely contribute because I don't feel I need to - despite not contributing I have "died a thousand deaths" same as you lot on most days of the 40 years I have been going to SJP as has my dad who has been going 60 years and my mates and my brothers who have been going 20 / 30 or 40 years same as me but they don't access the messageboards at all (so obviously aren't "real" fans and aren't that bothered about Newcastle) - difference is we don't need these message boards in our lives because we actually get out of houses and talk to real people about the comings & goings at Newcastle - look out of your windows and you will see some of these real people walking past Get a life lads you aren't the only ones who are real fans You out the house when you posted this?

The view from the other side is known locally as the "Pied de Chameau"

The Central tunnel is magnifique.

Fat Bastard would no doubt pocket them.

I think a simple " Taxi for Fat Twat" would suffice.

The Verdon Gorge, south east of Provence is one location used several times by Top Gear. If he wants to take in the Millau Viaduct too, driving from Calais, I would recommend coming down through the Parc des Volcanes(Clermont Ferrand area), then drive through the Cevennes to Provence. From the Verdon Gorge, the Riviera is an hour south, or you can head east towards the Dolomites then up thru the Alps. Whichever route, it's a cracking drive( on 2 wheels for the win mind).

See Soccermom, she might swing both ways.

You have passed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 18 out of 24 (75%) Time taken: 03 minutes 56 seconds guesswork mainly.

The Three things I would do;

The visual impact of a mass boycott would make good/bad press, but since most seats are pre-paid S/Ts the financial effect on his pocket would be negligible. As has been suggested in a previous thread, I think the best way to hit him in the pocket is via his other businesses. Bad press about Sports Direct, working conditions, buying practices, etc will hit him. Organised boycotts and pickets of the shops, etc. As ever, don't buy the food/drink/official programme at the match.

"If the team can be seen to be making progress, then the fans will be happier and Newcastle will be far more viable as a selling proposition" Oh will we, now?

FWIW I qwould like to see the 1st half given over to a vocal tribute to SBR. 2nd mind tear into the Fat Fucker.