Monkeys Fist

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=...2&ref=share Gak

Didn't start doing sea lion barks did you? No, sharp exit tho when she started necking whole mackerel. She had the strangest boobs. Perfect ski jumps when standing up, long dangly Mattesons when in the canine pose.

In my youth I was being ridden "a la cowboy" by a lass with salami tits. As the rhthym built, her boobs started swinging then slapping together. I chuckled, she got embarrased. So, I said I would hold them up for her, and away we went. At the " going like a jackhammer" stage, the devil on my shoulder said" drop em!" I did, they started slapping like a hungry sea lion, I creased up, end of shag. Hey Ho.

Stuck in manchester , so watching Arse v Cuntic. Highlight- Cat Deeley in the Half time Walkers advert, grumble fnarr etc. Lowlight- Andy Townsend, tit of epic proportions.

The women in Dublin have the finest arses in the British Isles. That's all

Wyn Davies, Gary Speed, Bellamy.… am I missing something? ...that Stevies a massive racist? Aaaah, it is because ee is black innit boyo! (dons flak jacket and helmet for oncoming Hurricane Stevie!)

Wyn Davies, Gary Speed, Bellamy.… am I missing something?

One is an unknownwith the potential to run the club correctly and sensibly. One is a nailed on cunt running the club into oblivion. I know which I'd take a punt on.

Did you know the word "gullible" isnt in the Oxford English dictionary?

Three points , clean sheet. Suits me sir. Talking on radio about players bearhugging Hughton as if it's his last game??????

Niiiiiiice!

There's less chance of being caught! true. (ssshh) off to Liverpool this afternoon. Will carry out a clunge comparison survey, the Scallys will have to pull out all the stops to beat Bristol Clunge Crew.

In Bristol today- very aptly named city. (why does the Blart in other citys always seem better?)

I am running my own business, happy in my marriage, proud beyond words of my young daughter, and feel in control of my own life. Therfore I am rich.

Summer Breeze- Isley Bros. Sitting outside hotel bar in Bristol, soaking up evening sun, perving at the hippy poontang. ...... And getting paid for it! Result.

Would be a great move if he signed. Also, it would mean Douggy B would need boxing gloves and an iron will to stop himself from posting again!

thanks for that delightful mental image.

I thought that too

Chuck Norris eats Van Damme/Seagall for a mid morning snack. Don't fuck with the Chuck.

A goodbye kiss more likely it was for the bird beside Ashley Who, if she has any sense of decency, should be feeling soiled and violated now.

If he did, would have to keep your "Penis" name? I've grown quite attached to it now btw 3 points- 3 goals- Strola on the rampage.

If he did, would have to keep your "Penis" name?

According to the BBC we're already above them by virtue of the fact we've scored more. Niiiice. TBF they only score with kiddies. Coat......…is……on

Shola!! fenham pele wonderland cheeky bastards!