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Monkeys Fist

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  1. https://bylinetimes.com/2023/07/24/martin-branning-his-first-victim/ Fucking Hell.
  2. How did he not see the big Blue Badge in your windscreen?
  3. “ wrinkles” Aye, you’d think she’d have ironed her skirt. Also, in an unrelated matter, this is a great book.
  4. So for the record, I hadn’t clicked on the link Kid Dynamite posted ( which explains Ed Harrison’s blog, and his illness), before I posted the Curtis Mayfield pic. I wish I had, because I feel a bit shite now. Everyone is more than welcome, it may take time to adjust, you may hate us, you may love us, you may be mildly indifferent. What unites us all is our love for NUFC… except for @t00nraider2, the mackem skank. ( I feel like Bill Pullman at the end of Independence Day here).
  5. I’d be impressed if he used someone else’s
  6. I was, the KD started on about banging Hooters lasses.
  7. I suppose it would explain why she was moaning.
  8. Oof! Sorry about that, it was a wild punt and unfortunately hit the wrong note- no offence intended. You’re all very welcome tbh.
  9. How about “ Fluffier than usual” back, then?
  10. Imagine being a dog in Merseyside the last 24hrs or so… poor fuckers are sensitive to high-pitched whining noises.
  11. Right, I’m going to leave our new friends be whilst they gather themselves. As my dowager Aunt used to say ”A good host knows when to fuck off”
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