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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I spend a significant amount of my time in south, and I was at Ipswich last time we played them, nice little town, good pub over the road from the station too, Carl Cort had a header disallowed for fuck all, and some Sunderland fan kept flashing his top at us from the home end, the nobhead. I won't be going to any aways this side of christmas unfortunately, and as for meeting you daft cunts, there's about 10 off here who I'd be happy to meet, more to satisy my curiosity than anything else. Ominous euphemism that like
  2. Never, in a million years, would I have guessed Fopper was a Chinese American. Live and learn.
  3. Three points. NotW - Fuck off. Joey Barton - Double fuck off Dekka Llambarse - fuck right off. Three excellent points there Sammy if I may be so bold as to add a fourth? Accaspacca…….…
  4. Gonna make Mrs.Fist wear a Salma mask tonight.
  5. As opposed to men pretending to be women? yeah I'm a man pretending to be a woman. You got me! ( Is this bloke for real??) real name is Denise Brassy blonde from byker
  6. Take the lipstick off and she has the same mouth and chin as Eric Gates. I was focussing on her legs like. Nice box
  7. As opposed to men pretending to be women?
  8. Agreed. He has had enough punishment in supporting the club in the first place - even from an armchair, they aren't that comfortable! What was his old name again? Penis Pundit....... no?
  9. reckon you've had a few entries in Autotrader like Hardly. One careful lady owner. Not for Sale, Rent, or Lend. Please feel free to browse, but do not touch, all breakages must be paid for. Dogging
  10. reckon you've had a few entries in Autotrader like
  11. App- Boxed In.. 50 levels, great And FREE,FRREEEE I tells ya.
  12. Wacky reckons the Headlamps keep dropping,and the exhaust pipe is one of those noisy jobs you could fit your head up, rusty stains round it too.
  13. DOLE SCUM IMMIGRANT PAEDOPHILES RAPED MY MONKEY and ,yeah, I was just poking him to see if he would give a straight answer- never expected one tbh.
  14. That's besause the pitch slopes down to the Gallowgate by about 1.5m, isn't it? Leazes for me btw
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