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Monkeys Fist

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  1. My two yr old, farting like an angry duck. Class
  2. i-nerds shall inherit the Earth
  3. Touchscreentastic aren't they?
  4. No uneccesary embellishments- A'Cappello. I'll get me coat
  5. Bilic on his 2nd pack of Woodbines already.
  6. Nice penalty 1-0 to Engerland.
  7. As someone who once tupped a redhead, I find the Ginger baiting and abuse on here very upsetting. The retards can get fucked mind.
  8. Best one I ever had was a 3ft mute with hinged teeth and a flat head to put my pint on. ( naturally a bisexual wanton hussy porn star too)
  9. Oh for 5 minutes with La Cole Yes indeed
  10. Monkeys Fist

    82cm Rat

    I think it would laugh at Charlie........ Then bite his yappy little head off
  11. You lot inviting Douggy B then? Wetherspoontastic
  12. Agreed The photographer lass was fit mind Seemed to me like they were trying to cram to much stuff into one episode. That wee parrot too Even Batgirl was floating my boat.. something about a posh bird in the jungle, all sweaty and scared, far from people who could save her.... now have a cold shower whilst thinking about Charlotte Uhlenbroek
  13. Saw about 10 mins of the prog last night. She/they were shown. What a load of shite. I liked the sound of Invisible (Invisibles ??) and The Horrors (?). EDIT: Just had the Jehovah's Witnesses at the door. What a great name for a band "and now......it's.....The Jehovah's Witnesses At The Door" Did you ask them if they were in the lucky 440,000?
  14. :spit: Good Shot! Got her on the left cheek by the looks.........
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