Monkeys Fist
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“ sunderland is upcoming with lots going on”
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Ex hot-dog seller, you say? So, he’s trying to Westle power from Putin?
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Dr Bob- “ I’ve got this six-fingered freak in here who trapped a seagull with his feet then cracked one out all over the poor fucking thing, how can I frame this in my report?” Dr Vic “ He suffered from an unstable personality disorder and was detached from reality." Dr Bob- “ Champion! Pint?”
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It’d be funny as fuck if this all collapsed because the troops got roofied by the civvies
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Whale Oil Beef Hooked- Which one of us is Zelensky then?
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Footage from inside Zelensky’s war room has been leaked
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Some Russian lass came back from a holiday to Ibiza and told their uncle, Prigozhin, that it was ruined by some British bloke with a strange accent who kept tutting and shaking his head when she couldn’t get her belt undone on the plane. It’s sent Prigozhin in to a tailspin.
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Anyone know if this place is still open? Ticks all the boxes tbh.
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He should stick to making cooking wine.
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I’m surprised they didn’t ask for someone who works well under pressure.
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By the way, has everyone seen the (genuine) job vacancy that was posted in Oceangate’s own site ,(which has now gone offline). Went up on Friday, not long before the Coastguard announced they were all paste. “ The management of Oceangate Inc. has an immediate opening for a Sub Pilot/ Marine Technician …”
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Mental footage that. “ Yuri, there’s a bit of civil war going on down here” ” Ok Vasily, I’m just getting a boiled cabbage and some vodka, won’t be long” ”No worries, see you in a bit- are we still on for a visit to the Adidas shop and some outdoor techno later? “ ”Da!”
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Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin claims control of major Russian city Rostov-on-Don https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66006860
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Not by the time he gets anywhere near Vlad
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Tbh, we’ve already seen the gig of the year… … marras
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“Hey French. Bloke ! How far do you think we’ll get in this Pringles can before it goes pop?” ” Pas loin”
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Great idea, marching on Moscow.
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Good god I’d forgotten about GnR. I suppose it’ll be ok since you won’t have to actually look at Mr. Rose, or be able to due to the fucking flag wankers.
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That’s geynyus.
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Add to that list, Blondie, The Pretenders, Edith/Elton John, Cat Stevens/ Yusuf Islam, Candi Statton, Gilbert O’fucking Sullivan!, Toyah Wilcox’s tits, and Rickie Lee One-Hit Jones. Saga were flogging coach trips to the Pyramid Stage.
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
So, this then. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fbusiness%2F2023%2F06%2F23%2Fnewcastle-united-owner-amanda-staveley-bankruptcy-row%2F She owes £35m. Sorted.
