Monkeys Fist

I have to admit, I find the level of hatred Lily Allen generates baffling. She's an average singer, average looking.

Necro Duck Porn

I'm guessing you'd have to shave your legs to wear them too? Might as well just cut your Old Man off and be done with it

FFS Imagine the fanny on trying to have a shite the day after a Guinness battering.

C'mon, you would , wouldn't you? :spit: Some folk think the sun shines out their arseholes, whereas Lily..........

.... will be departing from Ayia Napa at 10:30 local time.

I wouldn't go that far! Neither would we.

in my Duck Hos & Bitches file....

Guilty

Not to mention Bird Flu. Shitstabbinstiffpokinsnotsneezinduckfuckin Mallardy Mentalists. Nice in pancakes though

This for me, was the worst thing about this whole episode. The Shepherd/Hall regime were guilty of this throughout their tenure.

Thats why Doggy was invented

How far can a Penguin squirt shite? I particularly like the one stating country music causes an increase in the suicide rate

C'mon, you would , wouldn't you?

Bring back standing=atmosphere.

For a lass, Maggie ( Mags for short)

Here we go........

It's a genuine case,I'm not a sad bastard, really. FFS

Ashleigh for a girl Dennis for a herm.

There's also an i missing from the Tourist Board description to the right.

Call it Shelly?

Congrats Pud. Your first?

Born to pun.

Billy Connolly ( apart from the shite period when he went pc) is the Mutts . Ardal O'Hanlon has a decent stand up, and when he's on form, Eddie Izzard is sublime. (Anvil Springsteen anyone? )