Monkeys Fist

do you mean the mask will be smelling slightly off? I've not heard of lifting before in this sense. where you from?

Bored Jap chap does this for a hobby.

some of the choicer theories to how he made his escape here. On the moon FFS

If the car advert above is stuck in your head, the antidote can be found here.

Here you go.......

I've got the Man Flu , so this...

Fair Point there like KD

As this thread kills one much loved phrase, I have been introduced to one that makes me weep laughing every time I see it Gold

for those who haven't- at 1:33 " I'm more into the heritage of the Italian Beef sandwich"

Keep up Fishy lad!

if Running with the Devil is ridiculous, this is utter farce. This is Magic though

Whilst shame keeps its watch, virtue is not wholly extinguished in the heart; nor will moderation be utterly exiled from the minds of Lily Allen fantasists.

This article explains how they got their name, as well as describing the life of a pretty one-off sounding bloke.

Some of the Uk entries would be quite appropriate,with Fat Cashley in mind; 1966 Kenneth McKellar "A Man Without Love" 1977 Lynsey de Paul & Mike Moran "Rock Bottom" 1978 Co-Co "The Bad Old Days" 1981 Bucks Fizz "Making Your Mind Up" 1989 Live Report "Why Do I Always Get it Wrong?" 1993 Sonia "Better the Devil You Know" btw I would feckin piss myself if we came out the tunnel to Bucks Fizz for one game. (anythings better than that fuckin funereal dirge by Knobfler)

Since the gayer issue has been brought up, the " nuts deep" votes have gone up by 7. Interestingly, 1 vote has gone the other way. Assuming Meenz went nuts deep on a silent Lily, that means we have a closet queen waching to come out. Name and be damned Mods.

I 2nd that!!

when he was up front ? (sorry Fish, couldn't resist)

Agreed, but I'm not sure how well they complement each other, two big "number 9" style players that hold up the ball, I'd prefer to see a "big man little man" partnership upfront, someone to win the ball, hold it up and flick it on to the smaller pacier partner. I actually think that while Ranger has the physical attributes to be a good target man, at present he still has a lot of room for improvement in that area and he actually looks more of a player when he gets balls into the channels for him to run onto where he can use his pace. Given his pace he's a better foil for Caroll (or Shola) than those two are for each other. Agree. Given his (in)experience, he looks far more comfortable with the ball than some of our senior mob, current and departed. I was pleasantly surprised with his pace when he used it on Saturday. I'd love him to notch his first senior goal on Wednesday.

You don't know how hard it is to hover over his account and not press 'delete'. double dog dare you

no

“Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.” urine deficient