Monkeys Fist
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Nah, not sexist. Helen Mirren has aged gracefully, no plastic surgery etc, and I’d still put her hip out.
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Why has he got one of Gloomy’s lockdown sourdoughs on his head?
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My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt.
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I like one track of theirs - Motorcycle Emptiness, and even then it’s a “like”, not “love”. I don’t know why, I really should like them, but they make my teeth itch.
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Whilst we’re on it, here Roland Kirk playing a flute whilst also playing a fucking recorder with his nose Acid is the greatest drug.
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I’m not a huge fan of her particular music, but I’ve always got respect for anyone playing flute outside of classical music- it’s such an amazing sounding instrument in the right hands. She seems a pretty decent lass too, to fair play to her. edit; added a few more flutey bangers this one hasn’t got any flutes, but it’s a fucking banger so suck it up, bitchez
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I should like The Manics- love their politics, love their attitude, live the way they help new artists. Can’t fucking stand them.
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You’re thinking about the good old days when it was a cash regista. All contactless nowadays.
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I had a look at some of the other stuff- Christine and The Queens, who I’d heard of* but never really bothered with, did a fucking sizzler of a gig. Band was tight as fuck, singer was extraordinary with a hell of a voice. Also some Japanese/English lass called Rita. Not really my cup of tea musically, but very talented vocally. Look up her gig, it’s worth the time edit- * I’d heard of them when my old man mentioned they were his new favourite band during one his chats about the Club a Go Go in the last year of his life. Hats off Da Fist
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The performance summed up
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Say what you like about his singing, he still knows how to wear a jacket.
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Lads, get the BSL signing lady on. Takes this to a whole new level.
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Cover of TV Eye the best thing they’ve done so far… and it’s pub band standard.
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He’s barely moved. I reckon he’s followed thru during the first song is on damage limitation.
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I’d venture, on this performance, neither do Guns n Roses.
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Withdrawal to where though- would they willingly give back Crimea and Donbas, because if not, Zelensky will not deem that a withdrawal.
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It’s about the only thing that makes any sense of it. Putin still toast mind, I’d say.
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I thought it was Clare Balding. They’re doing a cracking job mind… … of showing why they should’ve stayed broken up. Its fucking terrible It’s like they’re all playing a slightly different version of each song from each other, and the sound check was obviously done with them all sitting a bin with the lid on. It’s strangely compelling.
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Have you broken the updated TT booze limits again?
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This all a bit strange. Putin fucks off to a safe house, Lukaschenko negotiated the truce. Wagner boss is now “moving to Belarus” Russia is offering military contracts to Wagner soldiers. This is far from over, and Putin’s had the biggest bitch slap of his entire dictatorship.
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All the Moscow lads stood on the motorway now giving it…
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Bottle arse.
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So, Vlad had flown to St.Petersburg to avoid the question of who the Папа is now, he’ll run out of cities to fly to soon. What then, assuming he loses power? If he stays in Russia, he’ll almost certainly find himself having a high-rise window accident. Anywhere in the West will hand him straight over to the ICC in The Hague to answer for his crimes. I can not see China entertaining him, nor North Korea. I hear Rwanda is quite nice this time of year, but it’s getting busier than it used to be.
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Looking for their tea?
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It’s been nearly a day, why isn’t one/both of them dead yet? Can someone whack some pics of Kate Winslet up to pass the time?
