Monkeys Fist

Braverman already looks like a bulldog chewing wasps- if she becomes the next leader after Sunak fucks off to count his wife’s money, she’s going to look like a punched-in ringpiece sitting on the Opposition bench. Bring it on.

What they need is someone with vast PL experience, who knows their club inside out, affable and well respected, and who can roll their sleeves up, dust themselves down, and eat bacon until their fucking liver bursts.

I knew it was coming but still laughed.

I read this with increasing consternation that I hadn’t seen “sorry” anywhere, but BOOM… there it is, right at the end. Fucking Legend

Are there eyes in this pic?

She’s Never Been Shy @PaddockLad- They seem friendly enough here?

There’s me thinking he’s talking about the record label.

Go well with coconuts then?

Thoughts and prayers…

Picked up a tin of Old Bay spice mix. Anyone used it before? What’s it’s flavour ? I’ve heard Septics go mental over it on lobster and prawns, wonder if it’ll work on white fish?

The Premier League really should take notice of one their elite clubs tbh. They could introduce a process whereby Liverpool ( Football Club) can get extra points at the end of each month, depending on how many decisions against them they protest. Call it something like the Conciliatory Arbitration for Liverpool Matches Depending On Whining Noise Levels Accrued. Or CALM DOWN LA.

She’s a healthy lass.

Obvious head injury.

We’re keeping the Sabrina pics in the other thread mate.

Almost right.

Have you hacked my Cloud?

Wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box, Sam, was she? Tbf, she has two points.

Was over who was the better singer?

I’m sure many of you fine fellows shared my concern for the welfare of Sabrina once her star waned… Don’t worry Al- fucking- dente !

Hates it when I call him The Groom of the Stool.

He gets a pass.