Monkeys Fist

Shit news Jimbo. Nowt I can say will make you feel better. Look after yourself and chin up.

This made me laugh almost as much as seeing Stephen Fry's pal being skull fucked by a flightless parrot the other week

I think that's a fucking great idea.

Guitar Thread? String surely? Look, someone had to do it. I took one for thr team......

In other groundbreaking news, scientists have discovered the sun rises in the east.

Bummer. Chin up Parky, everything might seem shit now, at least you've got a successful well run team to come home to. Wait......

What's the worst that can happen? Signed

The problem with some kind of protest is getting everyone to agree to it. Use this place as a microcosm. Out of say 30-40 regular posters, some are for it, some against, some are reasoned, some are "knee jerks". Trying to get 45,000 to agree to one course of action , and then doing it? Dream on.

Join the BNP?

If the Fat One is still here, guess who our new striker will be 18 months from now.

Life must have been hard as a fat poof?

Peoples Friend Keep up

What camera did you use ? The one... in my mind.

She is pretty well inked(worksafe-ish)

# Do you think NUFC fans realise the majority of the country are reveling in this "big club" with "the best fans in the world" dying on thier knees? Anyone shocked that Ashley took them off the market when they look set for promotion and subsequent rise in value is a muppet. by Ben # Yadda yadda yadda yadda. Whatevs. I don't know a single Newcastle fan - and I know quite a few - who refers to themselves as the best in the world. All they are is decent people who deserve a lot better from the idiots who run their football club. by CaulkinTheTimes at 10/29/2009 2:09:07 PM2:09 PM

The Times

What camera did you use ?

This any good for the Cover?

All the best Leazes !

Zappa references, in this thread? I'm impressed. Is Ashley the Central Scrutinizer?

First, this is not an anti-NUST rant. Since it would seem that any chance of buying a stake is scuppered, why not campaign to raise the money needed to buy the name "ST.JAMES' PARK" on behalf of the fans? If other efforts can be made to dissuade potential sponsors , surely enough could be raised to satisfy the Fat Bastard's lust for cash? Just a thought.

We're (TU) are trying to get something sorted. United we stand. Well thats good news but whatever it is needs to be right and not knee jerk. Seriously a few bus loads outside Sports Direct will get massive coverage. No one thing is going to work, it needs to be lots of relentless pressure on the bastard. Cheers CT. You've just cheered me up. Laughter is the best medicine.

How that obscene excuse of a fucking human manages to sleep at night is fucking beyond me. What next? Change the bastard strip? Die slowly and painfully you horrible cunt. Protest time now, anyone?

Is this Channel 5?

When the One World Govt. comes up with a bacon tree, they'll get my vote. Until then, Learn to swim Dear Grandchildren.