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Nearly, but not quite.....

People comparing Brown to Thatcher clearly didn't experience the 1980s, particularly the North East in the 1980s. Actually, I believe Avatar Axeman did, but he's a stupid twat. Agree. I very much doubt Brown will polarise people in 20 years to the extent Thatcher still does. I detest the evil old witch and plan to have a party when she breathes her last. I also intend, once the inevitable fuss has died down, to piss on her grave (not joking either). What boils my piss is hearing Cameron bang on about broken Britain when IMO it is directly the result of his beloved Margaret's destruction of communitys through her vindictive policies. Absolutely. She deliberately set out to destroy the mining and steel industries as a means to break union power. She accomplished her mission but destroyed communities up and down the country that had no purpose once the mines and factories closed down, and have never recovered. I'm guessing Cameron never had to rely on free dinners to survive or pick sea coal off the beach to avoid freezing to death. I'd thought my days of "taking to the streets" were long gone, but if a State Funeral is held for The Witch, I'll be there, getting arrested.

People comparing Brown to Thatcher clearly didn't experience the 1980s, particularly the North East in the 1980s. Actually, I believe Avatar Axeman did, but he's a stupid twat. Agree. I very much doubt Brown will polarise people in 20 years to the extent Thatcher still does. I detest the evil old witch and plan to have a party when she breathes her last. I also intend, once the inevitable fuss has died down, to piss on her grave (not joking either). What boils my piss is hearing Cameron bang on about broken Britain when IMO it is directly the result of his beloved Margaret's destruction of communitys through her vindictive policies.

Your/you're. Meh! Just wiki-ed it and says it only affects extremities, so I guess the old fella stays a healthy pink, eh?

You're cock. I do like those zippo things mind. does it affect the old man too? Blue helmet sort of thing?

Shouldnt you be getting the snip I am at the end of the week I think this is the most interesting post of this thread. Make sure you've got a pack of frozen peas handy when you come back after being butchered. (People say it's not too bad and you'll playing football the next day........These people are lying, lying CUNTS!) Keep it to yourself Howman , but I'm not really getting snipped- I was taking the piss Besides, after chimp#2, we will be using the tradesmens method of contraception- in the back door.

Alcoholism and mental illness don't really lend themselves to choice though.

FYP

Hallelujah!! JeHova lives ! Praise be etc

Disastrous eh? Can you still hold the Kleenex Seriously though, why not move to the Caribbean Not the answer, unfortunately. They have internet in the Carib. Keep thinking, though. St.Barts? Carib T'internet usage Although the British Virgin Islands might be more appealling to Fish- only 16% penetration .

I love the one review of it. "The best restaurant-style curry book out there. If you are lardy, you will just love this book." I was just about to post the same thing ahem......... I'm only 14 stone tho, but.

Fanatastic song that, Stiva In a similar vein, this does it for me( the track "I've Been Loving You Too Long", not Satisfaction)

is a book I have used regularly. The balti sauce is a fanny to make, but batch cook and freeze it. I like the Chana Gosht balti, and Spinach and Cauliflower balti. It's made up of recipes from the chefs/proprietors of the best Balti houses in Brum. On Amazon here.

Disastrous eh? Can you still hold the Kleenex Seriously though, why not move to the Caribbean

I posted it to you yesterday mate, it needs to be signed for on arrival and hopefully you receive it today or tomorrow. Nice wee bargain for you at £62 and enjoy it. Your £62 is going to such a worthy cause. £62? Random figure that like. £100 sounds like a much neater charidee number. was ebay auction, i'd set max bid (which was 100 funny enough) and let it run :/ next time i'm down at my grans/mates house (live in loughbrickland/banbridge) i shall find the nearest charity box and throw the remainder in Cheers =), kid brother or someone should be in to sign for it or the posty will sign it and leave it with my cousin over the road I was only pulling your pisser, but hats off to you Ant

I posted it to you yesterday mate, it needs to be signed for on arrival and hopefully you receive it today or tomorrow. Nice wee bargain for you at £62 and enjoy it. Your £62 is going to such a worthy cause. £62? Random figure that like. £100 sounds like a much neater charidee number.

Oooooh, back of the net.

If your local go to Falcon computers in Sunderland next to the Bowling Alley. They are imo a really good firm who will build you a pc to the spec you want. IE Whether its for gaming etc etc. Leave out what you dont need and keep the cost down. Personally know quite a few people who have used them and all sing their praises. http://www.falconcomputers.co.uk/ EDIT Just noticed your in Burnley (poor fucker) Still they probably deliver. Do they do chicken and fish?

As a regular on here, I suspect all you need do is think " baby, pregnant, my life is over", whilst waving the old chap in the general direction of Mrs. T. Bingo

No surprise there. When they got married she walked down the aisle to The Flying Lizards.

Grinderman- No Pussy Blues kicks off at 1:30

Catchy title that. Someone should suggest it to the BBC.