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Go on, add another one! Dare you

Leaked Police Report; Upon entering the grounds of the Keane residence, officers observed two canines. Said canines were described as looking "relaxed" and were smoking cigarettes. The owner of the property, one Royston C. Keane, was observed walking towards a standpipe , licking his fingers. He then washed his hands and mouth in a vigourous manner. When questioned , Mr. Keane replied " feck off, any bother and I'll resign again. "

Steviegate "I did not have sexual relations with that moderator. "

The power of the brown envelope.

Nah, worse. Insert " on the" between them and you get the full horror.

Great pics Renton. Crib Goch is a classic, have you done Tryfan in the next valley along? It's a beaut. Pick your own route but the best follows the obvious ridge.

Seeing the words "Ashley" and "Throne" in the same post bring an horrific mental picture to mind *shudders*

I find this staggering, what a bunch of twats. From the Torygraph Martial arts group leave wheelchair-bound friend up Snowdon Last Updated: 4:44PM BST 18/10/2009 A group of martial arts experts on a charity climb up Snowdon abandoned a wheelchair-bound friend while climbing up the mountain because they were tired pushing him. GETTY Snowdon: the man, suffering from mild exposure, was carried to the mountain railway before a train brought him down the peak The 31-year-old disabled man was taken up 3,560ft Snowdon, the highest peak in England and Wales, by the group of six from Coventry. But when they began to climb to the top via the Llanberis Path, they found it too difficult to carry him so left him alone on the path while they continued up. Walkers from a kick-boxing club in Bangor found the man and stayed with him until the original party returned. The original group then returned but were reportedly too tired to push him back down the peak and instead contacted mountain rescue. The man, suffering from mild exposure, was then carried to the mountain railway before a train brought him down the peak. Climber Dave Morrell, 44, who saw the rescue, said: "The poor bloke was sitting there in his wheelchair for quite a while. "It was a bit mean of them to leave him there while they carried on to the top. "But other climbers went over to talk to him – he was just getting very cold." The martial arts group had been taking part in a world record bid at the weekend to see how many black belts could climb a mountain in a day. They were also raising money for a girl with cerebral palsy. Ian Henderson of Llanberis mountain rescue said: "This party were poorly prepared and felt it was OK to carry on to the summit rather than turn around and get him down the mountain. "At what point did they think 'it's OK we'll get the rescue team to push him down?'" There are a number of charity wheelchair pushes every year up the mountain, although rescuers said they normally involve larger parties because of efforts to push up and down the mountain.

And I thought I was being nasty, Sonatine!

The more I read this piece, the angrier I get. I re-state my thoughts from a previous post; Mike Ashley, I sincerely hope you end up broke and homeless, sucking off strangers for cider money.

He locked lips with Gary Kelly iirc

Take it he's been on NO then. If you're lurking Kevin- we still like you matey, well, most of us anyway.

Hypothetical question here- if Moat stumped £40 million now, assumed control, then couldn't find the other £40 million at seasons end, would control go back to Fatty, or administration?

From the Torygraph; Bosnia-Herzegovina football coach orders players to kiss each other on the lips Last Updated: 2:55PM BST 16/10/2009 The coach of the Bosnia-Herzegovina national football team has ordered players to kiss each other on the lips in order to create a special bond between team mates. REUTERS Bosnia's head coach Miroslav Blazevic Miroslav Ciro Blazevic - who has Portsmouth star Asmir Begovic in his squad - said: "I take two of my players and tell them, 'Love him! Kiss him!' and he kisses him." He claimed the unorthodox morale-boosting exercise has already proven successful: Mr Blazevic has taken the squad further than ever before in the World Cup. "They I tell them they have to kiss each other straight to the lips," the coach wrote in his column in Croatian news website net.hr. "The secret of my success is in a unity of a squad. You can't do anything without an atmosphere in a team," he explained. His revelation came after Vincenzo Santoruvo, the Italian striker, amazed fans by planting a kiss on a team mate's lips after scoring for Serie B club Frosinone.

While Rome burns, Fat fucking Nero fiddles.

We're all cunts.

You crazy foo!

Fairly certain it's correct in it's dating like craig- the parked car, the kid with his sister on his shoulders is wearing half mast "bags", the shop front graphics all see to fit. Also the fact it's virtually deserted- probably taken on a Sunday.

Re:Ranger. If he's good enough he's old enough* *credit; tired old clichés vol II Yeah I'm not sure what way Ranger will go. We've all seen the likes of Ian Bogie and Shaun Murray, unless you're utterly exceptional you can never be sure. Fast forward two years to a NUFC in the Premiership, who would be good enough? Enrique and Taylor (if he can maintain some consistency), who else? Serious question. You look Everton, a wank club like them, they are a million miles ahead of us in terms of players. We could be five years behind Everton and Villa. I think the answer to which way Ranger goes depends entirely on the quality of players he's playing with. The current lot? He'll probably fuck off elsewhere/ be sold. Shame as I think he'll develop into a decent player.

Re:Ranger. If he's good enough he's old enough* *credit; tired old clichés vol II

Bridge went up in 1967 according to Ronnie Gill

He's just a JFK wannabe

Seems an Apple store is opening in Newcastle Spring 2010, in The Eldon Sq. re-development opposite the Gate.