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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I was 9! Way to make me feel old! Wait... I am old. I'll take the same score tonight
  2. Redheugh misread CTs " I'd do anything for anil" post and is bombarding him with cash for bumsecks messages.
  3. never forget the crack in town after the game that night. Even the doormen were smiling. Magical but long gone now.
  4. Mick Lowes just mentioned that 13 years ago today, we humped Manure 5-0. Cheers Mick, just the ticket that like.
  5. Superb post there mate. Instant Gold mods?
  6. I assumed 15 was nearer your age the way you go on tbh Utterly predictable, hugely ironic. What a gem keep em coming Kiddo.
  7. Isn't it usual for teams to up their game for new managers? Therefore 6-0 to us
  8. Look, some folk on here know me, and know I work a lot in India. Some people I know over here have been insistent that Anil Ambani is ready to make a bid. I told them (on numerous occasions) to stop trying to wind me up, but they keep coming back with the same story. Just saying, like. CT, pull over before you crash! I would do anything for anil. Anything?
  9. I've got a spare Guinea Bissau going cheap if you're interested?
  10. Look, some folk on here know me, and know I work a lot in India. Some people I know over here have been insistent that Anil Ambani is ready to make a bid. I told them (on numerous occasions) to stop trying to wind me up, but they keep coming back with the same story. Just saying, like. CT, pull over before you crash!
  11. Register an alter ego and Christmas Tree will take your word for it. Twat You should send her Redheugh's email, help her out poor love
  12. No pet lamb-I put that in my profile to sound all grown up and mature. I'm really 15. Better?
  13. i'm sure we'll find out....errr, oot TIT OOT fan
  14. had to go to work with soiled trousers though Had a change of keks in his case, judging by the way he clings to the fucker.
  15. Be nice to be able to get iffy about about £10 million a year for the next eight years guaranteed.
  16. Not bad taste but: WOMAN'S DIARY Saturday 17 October 2009 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten ! minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else. MAN'S DIARY Saturday 17 October 2009 Newcastle got beat. Gutted. Got a shag though.
  17. 2's company mate. Not a concept you'll be over familiar with so look it up on Wiki. I'm here to help Hadnt you heard? Im getting married Really, first I'd heard .Well congratulations. Just in case My invite lost in the post is it?
  18. No. Not even dodgy foreign channels according to .COM
  19. 2's company mate. Not a concept you'll be over familiar with so look it up on Wiki. I'm here to help
  20. If we score 1st, easy win. If they score 1st, nervy draw.
  21. You've just jogged my addled old memory. Must buy tickets for Mrs. Fist. She want to see The Vagina Monologues. Cheers bud, others may call you a cunt. I say thanks my lonely little chum.
  22. Tom's yer man to see. Used fivers and a plectrum signed by H from Steps.
  23. I know, I just wanted the bite. Thanks
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