Monkeys Fist

Clear why he’s called “Big” Dan Burn- the fuckin’ Dumbartons on him!!!!

Wonder how these lads are getting on? Rent free

2-0 up, BDB scoring, it’s pissing down,

Goal

Oooh! VAR

Ffs offside

Whilst there’s a break in play, here’s a quick stat chart showing our play this first half.

‘Appen

Spoilers!

MIGGGGGGGGY!!!!

Trying to keep warm- soft shites.

Me dashing home for the game.

The French lads will- puffs

He’s easy to recognise - just look out for the hat. Might have a different hoover now. Edit; @Christmas Tree whatever you do, DON’T OPEN THIS AT THE MATCH. People might wonder why you’re looking at selfies…

Supplied by Trippier.

Or tune in to Newcastle Natter… … actually, no.

It’s never been held in Antarctica yet, has it? Just saying.

The British Isles, then? (Potato trigger.)

I think he should appeal this decision.

Sweet David!!!! Surely not.