Monkeys Fist

Cheers mate-nice one.

Correct

Is this thread becoming a mass debate?

No "Milf on Milf Jizz Fest 3" ?

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at this. Real-life Spinal Tap. If, in the final scene, you are not standing on the table,giving it air guitar and "Devil horns" fingers, you are dead to the world.

My telly must be buffered. Said Unwashed1-0 Arsenal. Have to check my warranty.

Prodigy- Narcotic Suite 3 Kilos

Grooming Always the critic Fish! So the kid could use some hair gel, so what , leave him be. btw Axeman, that 2nd made me laugh like a bastard. Great shot.

I use brollys , waterproofs, bags. Whatever keeps me and my gear dry. I also like Ladys parts. Does this mean I am a Biosexer?

but

My guess is they met when he was a trainee window licker. He squeegeed off a lump of seagull shit and there she was! A picture of lovliness in her Kappa trackys and fake gold, counting her benefits with her tit hanging out the bottom of her stripey jumper. A modern romance.

Parents-to-be Dawn Kelley and William Hickman were looking at the ultrasound scan of their unborn baby when they realised it looked like the late pop singer. Mr Hickman, 29, a window cleaner, said: “I showed my daughter Ami, who’s six, and she saw it straight away, so I thought 'well if she can see it too it’s not just me seeing things’.” Mother-of-six Miss Kelley, 34, went for her 20-week scan at Sunderland Royal as normal last month, but doctors could not see the foetus’s stomach or diaphragm. A few weeks later she was sent to Grindon Lane Walk in Centre for a closer look. The more powerful scanner there is normally used to examine internal organs so the images it produces much more detailed. Mr Hickman said: “We were looking at the pictures again, and I just saw Jacko there. “None of us are really Michael Jackson fans. I mean I like him, but we’re not crazy about him or anything.” The children Chris, 16, Amanda, 15, Jason, 13, Alisha, 10, Ami-Lee, six, and Kye, four, all see the famous singer’s face in the scan photo too. But the new family member will not be called Michael – the couple already know they are having a girl.

Freaky! Elton looks no different tbh

Just watched Black Book - Dutch WWII resistance movie. Excellent.

Need any proofreaders?

I know this will come across as nitpicky, but in the parts where you state a grasp of English language is mandatory, you have mis-spelt the word mandatory. Hey Ho

if it's over 5c that also means its still tshirt weather 5 degrees? Puff!

Cinzano?

All the best mate.

He looks a bit simple to be fair The bloke extreme left looks like he's about to get all "Henry Rollins" with Simple Simon.

Certainly looks like Dyer. Hard to tell without injuries. Just thought, might it be at Portman Rd after SBR died?

Police interviewed Sir Alex Ferguson tonight over the actors death. They said it was in relation to the late Equalizer.

Watched Flags Of Our Fathers and Letters From Iwo Jima last night. Thought "Letters" was outstanding.

Crocktastic. Probably already faxed him a contract for Jan. The horrible thing is I was only half-joking.

When are we signing him?