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The good and bad takeaways of Newcastle & Gateshead
Monkeys Fist replied to ajax_andy's topic in General Chat
They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible. In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait. For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too. Service is absolutely terrible like. Stopped going. Still get the odd takeaway from there though. Joy King does ridiculously big portions. There's a good one in Burradon (aka Dodge City) that does deliveries. It's called the Spice Garden. Really nice curries and it's a bit different too. Aye, you do wait a while . Might don the body armour and give Burradons finest a try Alex. Fuck that shit. Get them to deliver. A cunning plan there Alex. Does your surname begin with B? -
His best time was 7 seconds according to this. Movie was cracking too.
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The good and bad takeaways of Newcastle & Gateshead
Monkeys Fist replied to ajax_andy's topic in General Chat
They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible. In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait. For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too. Service is absolutely terrible like. Stopped going. Still get the odd takeaway from there though. Joy King does ridiculously big portions. There's a good one in Burradon (aka Dodge City) that does deliveries. It's called the Spice Garden. Really nice curries and it's a bit different too. Aye, you do wait a while . Might don the body armour and give Burradons finest a try Alex. -
What's an appropriate sentence for killing 27,000?
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in General Chat
Bloody impossible to get a sun lounger in them..... -
The good and bad takeaways of Newcastle & Gateshead
Monkeys Fist replied to ajax_andy's topic in General Chat
They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible. In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait. For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too. -
you could just not save any filth! Hahaha, a phone with no filthy pictures are you mad man?! A lock is my only option. This might be what you're after.... go to #18 "Private Pics" clicky
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Stiva, that is a quality avatar type thingy you have there. however , I now will not be able to take anything yousay seriously, as i will be thinking of a rare parrot humping some blokes head.
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you could just not save any filth!
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Want (the t-shirt , nee batty boy me like, before anyone starts ) -
Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Surely there wont be any 'generations' to pass this thread on to if the seed of life is sprayed aal ower the gaff, rather than into the 'tunnel of productivity' ? Just takes one of the wee fellas to set out in search of the Ultimate Prize- entry to Furvana, and the future generation is made. ( As I, Pud, and one or two others on here have recently been reminded of ). -
failing that, there's the equally likely chance of me finding a strange old metal lantern on the way to Plymouth. Giving it a crafty rub, wouldn't you know it- POOF! Out pops the genie. Give the kids a run out on the South Coast.
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Treck and a half that like! At least we can look forward to a half hour TV special on how dedicated our away support is.
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Simon Cowell to produce The Susan Boyle Story
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in General Chat
Front runners for lead roles are Ricky Gervais and Bella Emberg. -
Forgot all about that. chicken baby story Tributes left for a dead chicken Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus. " Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
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Forgot all about that. chicken baby story
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Is she mad ferret then? I'll get me coat.....
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Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
I'm off to bed too.... might crack off a sneaky one in Mrs. Fists face and watch her blow spunky bubbles out her nose as she snores. -
Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night! you're one sick puppy you know that! why thank you. -
Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to It does occasionally if he's too in the moment, but most of the time it goes up your nose and you have to be careful not to sneeze it back out over him. Its all about the taboo, feeling naughty, doing something that you shouldn't be doing in polite society, like spanking or anal. The more turned on your partner gets the more turned on you get. If he or she wants it, it fuels your desire to go along with it, each of you getting more and more turned on until the point of climax and the release wherever on or in your being that may be. I can't see a problem with it. It is like swallowing, if the guy knows you're gonna swallow he gets harder and cums faster through the anticipation. All this filth talk has made me let out a wee involuntary spooge in my Bri-Nylons loose fit leisure slacks. and no wipes! Emergency #II of the night! -
Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? CT you seem to be taking it as an absolute certainty that you're going to hit the eyes, its never happened to anyone I've done it to Ears, nostrils, total misses, Adam Ant nose stripes, but eyes-tricky. -
Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Is that a question or a statement? Don't confuse the old git- he's 43 you know .............. -
Sure they're not just spunky seconds?
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Cumshots and other great questions of our Day
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
Radgina & Soccermom after LuckyLuke gives them a 'Lady Essence' kiss clicky