Monkeys Fist

Donate sperm? Reckon the coffers will be low after 3 weeks on the job.

Tatty minge.

Rocket Way?

http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/index.p...8&Itemid=65

Congratulations Chez. *you owld git *

Cheers Besty

So, now that he's ours,is it Ben Arfa or Ben Afra??

Imagine if you really only had half an arse. You'd want to hope you got the half with the hole in it. Well if it was a true half, you'd maybe get half a hole. Then again, can you get half a hole? A hole is a hole after all. Course, Im not really up on the symmetry of arses (actually, Im not up arses at all ) Would depend on where the dividing line was- following the crevasse, you'd end up with a demi-sphincter. Hip to hip would be pot luck-a hole in one , nowt in the other. I've always thought the poop chute to be a poor design. Hard to reach, awkward to clean. Much better if it was on the hip, or front and central.

Home or away gents? Grafting so missed the draw.

Biological warfare time. Pour diesel on his spud patch.

Declaration of war imminent Claw hammer makes light work of fences btw

I'll take the Lawro option. 1-2 Carroll double.

Imagine if you really only had half an arse. You'd want to hope you got the half with the hole in it.

Hmm, the guy is a former executive, now bang into his allotment… Does he drive a taxi Wyki??

Pissed?

Baffled.

Happy Monkey

Typical Chav bushpig. Imagine what she probably looks like, then click the link , see how close you are. Chav Bushpig

50-100. Most of them saying very similar shit. "Home at .…" "Pub at ……" "What are you wearing…"

Surely he could just use our losses to offset SD profits? Those two posts mean fuck all to me. Oh Vienna!

Clicked the link above "We are unable to display this page at the moment. Please try again later." Bit busy I'm guessing.

What's the difference between ''No not up the arse'' and 'mmm mmm mmm mmmmm''? Duct tape.

Tubby little fucker.

Ranger's header to Sherla, making up for gifting their goal.