Monkeys Fist

“ Ee I Ee I Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I O!”

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

I see nothing but a 5-0 victory in the Final. Botman hat trick.

I’m quoting this just so you can’t edit out the typos tomorrow- it’ll make your gums bleed.

He’s partly right tbf- we buried the ball in the back of their net four times.

@Renton Take care mate, get yourself home safe, and avoid anything that might give you a shock.

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home?

Mrs. F. has just made me a hot chocolate.

I’ve just opened my back door and I can hear them fewming from here.

I’m waiting for the dressing room pic, and all the nibbles it gets.

@essembeeofsunderland, if you agree knock twice on the table.

Musketeer … nice salt in the wound

Charles de Gaulle, Asterix, Serge Gainsbourg, Napoleon, Charlemagne, Charles Eiffel, Louis Pasteur, Napoleon (again).… your boys took one hell of a beating!

We should sign Murphy’s twin brother just for the shithousing value.

Whisper it… we’re a good side.

It’s shithousery time, I think. These ponces will totally lose it.

I wonder how many bottles of Krug Chez has shot up his hoop tonight?

Have an eclair!

Clear why he’s called “Big” Dan Burn- the fuckin’ Dumbartons on him!!!!