Monkeys Fist

Where are you?

Nothing's ever right for some is it?

Black-Eye Friday session, starts 11:30am in Haymarket... Made it through til 3:00am last year, but can't see that happening this year. Then again, plenty to celebrate this year so, hmm, who knows?

58 seconds- bring on the bear's balls

Won't happen again. I'm eating a bag of penance dust as I type.

Belated HB Gemmill.

Happy Birthday Noelie.

First time advert for the "Knight to Remember" DVD came on, Mrs.Fist blubbed like a bairn. I wasn't to far off either mind.

Just in case any of you are stumped with what to get me for Christmas, The Balvenie 12 yr old Doublewood would be well received

Ryan feckin Giggs? Eh? Not an F1 fan in the least, but surely it should've been Button?

Having just erected the Fist Family Christmas Tree,I'm all full of festive shite. Happy Christmas to all and sundry

Aye. You don't normally get that much tits and fanny in a war film. Recommended. True, not unless it's being herded onto an oven.

Bollocks

"Self employed farmer sacks himself"

This could end up to be the most expensive 18 holes in golf history.

Pearce is quietly getting a nice CV together. Btw Kitman, does your OP qualify for the "Most uses of 'Shite' in a single post"?

Mr. Hooker gets the Fist vote.

Custard Cream!!!

She only shags The Apple Posse.

They did all get a free safc keyring. Which is being recycled.

Mrs Fist works in the Blot on the Landscape, and today she had to go to a company conference,to be followed by a " Christmas Lunch" at the stadium of sh.... The meal they were served was; Frozen carrots Frozen Peas Choice of - chips or boiled potato ( old granny style, peeled and boiled to fuck) and the jewel in the crown- choice of Turkey or Gammon ..... SANDWICH!!! She didn't say if blue pop was served.

All the very Breast.

Have a word with KD. He can Hero it for you