Monkeys Fist

Aye, I was thinking £1-2 million max. Grab it and run.

How much d'you reckon we'd get for Joseph B, assuming anyone else wants him?

dont laugh at what im about to say but.................i think he is a changed man keep him he is the best creative mid fielder we have. great passer and great battler Sorry.... Based on what ?

I concur Mr. Fish. Get rid...

You got the Jamie Oliver app for the iPhone? well worth it J69 can only get a Fanny Craddock app for his phone, fuming. If he sticks to the recipe though, his doughnuts will look like Fanny's.

Lad at work today said he was originally sentenced to life, appealled, and was given the death sentence. Anyone know if this is correct?

They're asking £100 million ransom. Had two firm offers. Expected release date: end of the week.

I expect the Sun's headline to be along the lines of; "CHINESE TAKEAWAY CRACKER"

Fucking hell! what the fuck was enrique thinking playing that last free kick on the deck????????/ 2 points very definately dropped.

more chances in this first half than we had all of last season. Got to get one in- when we do , Derby will fold imo.

check your box mate

anyone need a link, pm your uncle monkey

me too please

I've pm'd you the details Renton. Have fun.

Where are you based Renton? I can put you in touch with a pal who runs climbing/scrambling courses.North East based but can run them anywhere. (Believe it not he's called Cliff ! )

Rodney Bewes???

Sublime. Saw him at the Riverside( before it became Foundation). Played for over 2hrs.

Quiet night out for the Fat Cuntroller.

think hes pointing out it's meant to be automated anyways Oops. Too many sprouts

March- Marsden Grotto Caravan Park June- St. Mary's Lighthouse ( 2 day trips, Metro Summersaver Family Tickets... Yeah Baby) September - the Big One.... 3nights in a luxury shed at Haggerston Castle. ..... Livin it feckin large , Beeatches!

It's twenty to ten on Christmas day mate! You having a laugh?

All loved up , got a warm feeling...... .... Pissed meself.

Usual shit , banging on about her horrible anus. My day was the direct opposite to yours, food & climate wise. However, surrounded by family, totally relaxed, and superb. Enjoy Boxing Day mate. 2-0 to us I reckon.

Just left the table, sat down to eat at 3:00pm. Bleurgh!! Mr Creosote....