Monkeys Fist

Which Spurs player had part of his foot eaten by a rat? ( former player, obvs. ).

also.

Should’ve just asked Fish, he grew up there.

Fucking legend.

That had me howling. Love a bit of Tom and Jerry

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel now when it comes to tearing these knuckleheads a new one Almost to man, they come out with imaginary, ridiculous or just plain insane shite and then get frothy over it. Its fucking glorious

innit?

Is that the “13 goals in a week” type of legendary?

The Victorians were mad for a bit of leisurely gack, mind.

CT with the post match beer farts

Inner?

Hey Jude just came on my super-duper-feckin-huge playlist. Did I sing along? Yeah baby.

I think we’ll cut through these like a knife through sausage.

5-0 to us. Longstaff with all six.

Call in the Gravy Seals @Christmas Tree - it’s your time to shine.

Potential banana skin this.

Chez went doolally when they made him a mod- perhaps try a Champagne enema?

Fyp

Speaking of follow through, how’s your arsehole this morning?

From his favourites- 7 years ago. “ Couldn’t be arsed, bought one off gumtree,…”

Glad Gloomy’s not the only one whiskied and frisky.

If you’re shoving something that big up your Nipper valve, I’d say it’s a replacement sphincter you’ll need, more than a relaxed one. Go Team Sausage