Monkeys Fist

Fingers like pigs tits?

Damn- Catch 22 is one of my favourites, and Little Miss Sunshine. Very talented actor, director, and author, very much in the mould of Steve Wraith. “Fuck a lot of women!” As Alex said, legend.

Mrs. F. said she's leaving me because she can't remember the last time we had sex. Rohypnol- 5/5, would buy again.

Really like those last two mate. More fuel for my next shift’s “listen to an new (to me) artists catalog.

Given his username, he’s going to be devastated when he finds out; 1- Greggs is a Newcastle company, with NUFC fans as employees. 2- The founder’s son is a nonce. Poor cunt might well starve to death.

Fuck knows how this ended up in the cricket thread like

Fed Howmanheyman a spicy curry?

Essex Police are investigating the disappearance of Sharon, 48, who left her friend on a night out and hasn’t been seen since. She has vanished without Trace.

Clean-up crew. Takes them 4-6 weeks. Longer if they die, obvs.

Wasn’t Farage a banker before he became a professional cunt? He’ll know precisely why this has happened, if it has.

Someone probably looked at that absolute mess of the wiring job under his sky dish and just lost the blob. Can’t say I blame them tbh.

His right arm looks like it’s been stuck on from a “build-your-own-wanker” kit.

Tbf, the one upside to Mrs.F having them out the sunroof, is that’s it’s still tight as a gnats throat. There’s always positives if you look for them.

Looks like Madonna has turned herself in to Violet Beauregard

But she’s thirty fi… Oh- now then.

I should probably say it was an emergency caesarean- not just your run-of-the-mill distended minge. I think the way I described it to my brother at the time was “ an explosion in a butcher’s shop.”

Well, on your birthday 16yrs ago, I had a front row seat to the Technicolor gizzards of Mrs.F as young Ms.F , who shares your birthday, was being dug out of her. I’m chauffeuring her and her mates to their Prom at SJP this Friday and I’ll make sure I regale them all with the same tale.

Do you mean the singer out of the band? I know her name

Mind, he might be doing a bit moonlighting there since they brought in extra scribes at Thompson house…

Always had him down as Black Garter/ Clock regular, since the Adelphi closed. Takes his narcs to the Quayside ‘Spoons when a bit of class and discretion are called for.